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2024 Love You Bunches(Stolpman) Sangiovese Rosé,...

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2024 Love You Bunches(Stolpman)  Sangiovese Rosé, California Central Coast
Pink, cold, smashable. Smells like summer fruit and bad decisions, tastes like strawberry-lime Gatorade grew up and got hot. This isn’t yacht rosé—it’s dance-floor, messy-pizza, “who’s toothbrush is this?” rosé. Highly drinkable, mildly dangerous, zero shame.

Wine X sez:  XX — The situationship starter pack. #WineLovers #RoséAllDay #WineTime #WineLife #DrinkPink #SummerWine #WineTasting #WineWednesday #Foodie #FoodAndWine #InstaWine #WineOClock #WeekendVibes #GirlsNight #DateNightVibes #CheersToThat #xratedwines

2024 Love You Bunches(Stolpman) Sangiovese Rosé, California Central Coast
Pink, cold, smashable. Smells like summer fruit and bad decisions, tastes like strawberry-lime Gatorade grew up and got hot. This isn’t yacht rosé—it’s dance-floor, messy-pizza, “who’s toothbrush is this?” rosé. Highly drinkable, mildly dangerous, zero shame.

Wine X sez: XX — The situationship starter pack. #WineLovers #RoséAllDay #WineTime #WineLife #DrinkPink #SummerWine #WineTasting #WineWednesday #Foodie #FoodAndWine #InstaWine #WineOClock #WeekendVibes #GirlsNight #DateNightVibes #CheersToThat #xratedwines
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2021 Whitehall Lane Napa Valley Cabernet ...

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2021 Whitehall Lane Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon

This Cab is the kind of midnight rendezvous that slides across your lips and lingers…one that makes you crave more before you can even register the last note. Black cherry velvet, cocoa whispers, and a smoky edge that’s equal parts WHAT? & WOW!!! this bottle doesn’t just flirt; it-ups-both-the-eyebrows ;)

You’ll be thrilled when the tannins wrap around you like a sequin hot pants moment at the VMAs: bold, daring, and dripping with confidence. Honestly, it’s the wine equivalent of Sabrina Carpenter channeling Britney Spears in that bedazzled halter and micro-shorts: perfectly nostalgic, brazenly sexy, and too good not to steal the spotlight. 

Every pour becomes something you’ll cherish, not because it’s polite, but because it knows how to turn on the charm without ever asking. It teases, seduces, and leaves you wanting just one more touch of complexity…or maybe you’re just chasing that red-brushstroke high.

And yeah, this wine cares about your pairing… but let’s be real…it pairs best with fantastically memorable decisions, early morning texts, and the glow of “when can I see you again” you plan to try to tune out by your second glass. You can’t. 

Wine X Sez: XXXX : Napa heat dressed up as romance, with just enough bite to keep you from getting too comfortable. #xratedwines #napa #cabertnetsauvignon #sommlife #wine #foodporn #sexy

2021 Whitehall Lane Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon

This Cab is the kind of midnight rendezvous that slides across your lips and lingers…one that makes you crave more before you can even register the last note. Black cherry velvet, cocoa whispers, and a smoky edge that’s equal parts WHAT? & WOW!!! this bottle doesn’t just flirt; it-ups-both-the-eyebrows 😉

You’ll be thrilled when the tannins wrap around you like a sequin hot pants moment at the VMAs: bold, daring, and dripping with confidence. Honestly, it’s the wine equivalent of Sabrina Carpenter channeling Britney Spears in that bedazzled halter and micro-shorts: perfectly nostalgic, brazenly sexy, and too good not to steal the spotlight. 

Every pour becomes something you’ll cherish, not because it’s polite, but because it knows how to turn on the charm without ever asking. It teases, seduces, and leaves you wanting just one more touch of complexity…or maybe you’re just chasing that red-brushstroke high.

And yeah, this wine cares about your pairing… but let’s be real…it pairs best with fantastically memorable decisions, early morning texts, and the glow of “when can I see you again” you plan to try to tune out by your second glass. You can’t.

Wine X Sez: XXXX : Napa heat dressed up as romance, with just enough bite to keep you from getting too comfortable. #xratedwines #napa #cabertnetsauvignon #sommlife #wine #foodporn #sexy
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2023 Stolpman Vineyards Estate Syrah, Ballard ...

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2023 Stolpman Vineyards Estate Syrah, Ballard Canyon California

Forget romance. This wine is less candlelight and more blackout poetry scribbled on the back of a diner napkin at 2 a.m. It’s inky, brooding, and tastes like blackberries that got kicked out of finishing school for smoking behind the gym.

The nose hits with a peppery jab , like it’s testing if you’re paying attention, then smooths into dark fruit with a sly grin. On the palate, it’s juicy and bold, but not the loudmouth at the party. Think more… the one flicking ashes into the Solo cup while everyone else is trying too hard.

The tannins? Polished, but with just enough grit to keep it interesting. The finish? Long enough to leave a mark, short enough to keep you chasing another pour.

Pair it with: leftovers straight out of the fridge, late-night conspiracies, or the kind of music you only admit you love after your third glass.

Wine X Sez: XXX This isn’t “date night wine.” It’s “text your ex, delete it, then drink the rest of the bottle” wine. Then hear the incomming text “ding”….🍷#wine #winelovers #winetime #friday #winelife #weekend #foodporn #wine #winereview #syrah #california #sommlife #foodie #instagood #drinkup #snarkywine #xratedwines #humpday #notyourparentswine

2023 Stolpman Vineyards Estate Syrah, Ballard Canyon California

Forget romance. This wine is less candlelight and more blackout poetry scribbled on the back of a diner napkin at 2 a.m. It’s inky, brooding, and tastes like blackberries that got kicked out of finishing school for smoking behind the gym.

The nose hits with a peppery jab , like it’s testing if you’re paying attention, then smooths into dark fruit with a sly grin. On the palate, it’s juicy and bold, but not the loudmouth at the party. Think more… the one flicking ashes into the Solo cup while everyone else is trying too hard.

The tannins? Polished, but with just enough grit to keep it interesting. The finish? Long enough to leave a mark, short enough to keep you chasing another pour.

Pair it with: leftovers straight out of the fridge, late-night conspiracies, or the kind of music you only admit you love after your third glass.

Wine X Sez: XXX This isn’t “date night wine.” It’s “text your ex, delete it, then drink the rest of the bottle” wine. Then hear the incomming text “ding”….🍷#wine #winelovers #winetime #friday #winelife #weekend #foodporn #wine #winereview #syrah #california #sommlife #foodie #instagood #drinkup #snarkywine #xratedwines #humpday #notyourparentswine
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2023 Tensley Syrah, Santa Barbara County

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2023 Tensley Syrah, Santa Barbara County

Think: Dark-fruited charm in a velvet suit with steel-toed boots.

Let’s get one thing straight: this wine isn’t here to teach you about nuance or terroir. It’s here to smother your palate in black velvet and steal your last good decision. If most wines flirt, this one makes eye contact across the room and mouths “you.” …… smooth, bold, and unapologetically confident, with a core that’s rich enough to co-sign your mortgage.

Let’s start with the obvious: it’s juicy, deeply ripe, and absolutely velvety from the jump. Blackberry, black plum, and blueberry notes come in waves—not the candied kind, the kind that feel like they were hand-picked by someone who gets soil reports by text. There’s a spicy edge—black pepper, smoked herbs, a little graphite—that keeps all that fruit from turning into juicebox cosplay.

What makes it really interesting is the feel. This wine is silky without being soft, lush without being lazy, and balanced like a high-wire act in leather boots. Tannins are fine but grounded, the structure holds up under all that richness, and the finish? It stretches—inviting you back without begging. It doesn’t fade. It recedes with authority.

This Syrah isn’t a monologue from a single vineyard—it’s a committee of Santa Barbara microclimates, each with their own agenda. Tensley’s superpower is blending fruit from wildly different terrain into something that feels seamless. Hot, dry hillsides. Foggy, windswept valleys. Sandy soils. Rocky slopes. All of them in the room. None of them shouting. That’s not easy. That’s just smart.

Wine X sez: XXX  If you’re looking for something timid, skip it. But if you want something bold, plush, and smarter than it lets on, this is your glass. Just don’t try to outshine it. You’ll lose. #xratedwines #wine #syrah #rhonerangers #santabarbaracounty #sexy #foodporn #weekendvibes✌️ #humpday

2023 Tensley Syrah, Santa Barbara County

Think: Dark-fruited charm in a velvet suit with steel-toed boots.

Let’s get one thing straight: this wine isn’t here to teach you about nuance or terroir. It’s here to smother your palate in black velvet and steal your last good decision. If most wines flirt, this one makes eye contact across the room and mouths “you.” …… smooth, bold, and unapologetically confident, with a core that’s rich enough to co-sign your mortgage.

Let’s start with the obvious: it’s juicy, deeply ripe, and absolutely velvety from the jump. Blackberry, black plum, and blueberry notes come in waves—not the candied kind, the kind that feel like they were hand-picked by someone who gets soil reports by text. There’s a spicy edge—black pepper, smoked herbs, a little graphite—that keeps all that fruit from turning into juicebox cosplay.

What makes it really interesting is the feel. This wine is silky without being soft, lush without being lazy, and balanced like a high-wire act in leather boots. Tannins are fine but grounded, the structure holds up under all that richness, and the finish? It stretches—inviting you back without begging. It doesn’t fade. It recedes with authority.

This Syrah isn’t a monologue from a single vineyard—it’s a committee of Santa Barbara microclimates, each with their own agenda. Tensley’s superpower is blending fruit from wildly different terrain into something that feels seamless. Hot, dry hillsides. Foggy, windswept valleys. Sandy soils. Rocky slopes. All of them in the room. None of them shouting. That’s not easy. That’s just smart.

Wine X sez: XXX If you’re looking for something timid, skip it. But if you want something bold, plush, and smarter than it lets on, this is your glass. Just don’t try to outshine it. You’ll lose. #xratedwines #wine #syrah #rhonerangers #santabarbaracounty #sexy #foodporn #weekendvibes✌️ #humpday
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13 Celsius Sauvignon Blanc 2023, Marlborough, New Zealand
Tastes like a grapefruit got drunk, hooked up with a jalapeño, and cried about it in your mouth.

Welcome to the white wine equivalent of that one friend who shows up late, overdressed, and already three shots in. The 2023 13 Celsius Sauvignon Blanc is not here to gently whisper minerality and nuance into your ear. No. It kicks down your throat door like a citrus-scented SWAT team and yells “WE’RE HERE FOR A GOOD TIME, NOT A LONG TIME.”

Crack the bottle and it’s an olfactory sucker punch of lime zest, fresh-cut grass, and what we can only assume is Sauvignon Blanc’s version of Axe Body Spray for fruit. You will smell this from across the room. You will not be subtle.
Boom—acid. Enough to strip paint. Lime, gooseberry, jalapeño, and that weirdly sexy sweaty thing New Zealand Sauv Blancs do that makes you question your palate and your upbringing. It’s like licking a lime popsicle while someone mows the lawn next to you.  The  Finish: Lingering notes of “what the hell just happened” and a sharp slap of citrus that’ll make you do that face. You know the one. The sour face that says “I love this but I might be bleeding internally.”

Pairs well with:
	•	Anything raw and squiggly from the ocean
	•	Regret
	•	That text you shouldn’t send
	•	Three-day-old sushi and lies

This wine is the one-night stand of Sauvignon Blancs. Cheap, wild, and it doesn’t want breakfast. Serve ice cold or suffer the consequences—it’s literally named after the temperature it wants to be, because it knows it gets weird if you let it warm up.

Wine X Sez: X 1/2  Swallow, gulp even, with no regrets! 
#wine #xratedwines #winereview #sauvignon_blanc #sauvignonblanc  #sommlife  #foodporn  #humpday

13 Celsius Sauvignon Blanc 2023, Marlborough, New Zealand
Tastes like a grapefruit got drunk, hooked up with a jalapeño, and cried about it in your mouth.

Welcome to the white wine equivalent of that one friend who shows up late, overdressed, and already three shots in. The 2023 13 Celsius Sauvignon Blanc is not here to gently whisper minerality and nuance into your ear. No. It kicks down your throat door like a citrus-scented SWAT team and yells “WE’RE HERE FOR A GOOD TIME, NOT A LONG TIME.”

Crack the bottle and it’s an olfactory sucker punch of lime zest, fresh-cut grass, and what we can only assume is Sauvignon Blanc’s version of Axe Body Spray for fruit. You will smell this from across the room. You will not be subtle.
Boom—acid. Enough to strip paint. Lime, gooseberry, jalapeño, and that weirdly sexy sweaty thing New Zealand Sauv Blancs do that makes you question your palate and your upbringing. It’s like licking a lime popsicle while someone mows the lawn next to you. The Finish: Lingering notes of “what the hell just happened” and a sharp slap of citrus that’ll make you do that face. You know the one. The sour face that says “I love this but I might be bleeding internally.”

Pairs well with:
• Anything raw and squiggly from the ocean
• Regret
• That text you shouldn’t send
• Three-day-old sushi and lies

This wine is the one-night stand of Sauvignon Blancs. Cheap, wild, and it doesn’t want breakfast. Serve ice cold or suffer the consequences—it’s literally named after the temperature it wants to be, because it knows it gets weird if you let it warm up.

Wine X Sez: X 1/2 Swallow, gulp even, with no regrets!
#wine #xratedwines #winereview #sauvignon_blanc #sauvignonblanc #sommlife #foodporn #humpday
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2023 Aridus Malvasia Bianca, Arizona
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2023 Aridus Malvasia Bianca, Arizona 
Like getting seduced by someone who smells like honeysuckle, reads Anaïs Nin aloud, and definitely knows where your birthmark is…..before you do.

This isn’t a wine. This is a situation.

First whiff and BAM: lychee, white flowers, and pineapple so ripe it files a restraining order. If your last Sauvignon Blanc was an intern named Chad who uses too much cologne and still says “cool beans,” this Malvasia is a late-night text from a jazz bassist named Lucía who knows “things.”

The first sip is scandalous. Like licking nectar off someone else’s spoon in the dark. Lush and dripping but somehow clean, like a gospel choir singing in a Vegas hot tub. Tropical fruit? Check. Orange blossom? Double check. A finish that lingers longer than your last regrettable Tinder date? Oh yes, sweetie.

But here’s the twist: it’s not super sweet. It acts sweet. It talks sweet. But it’s dry as that one friend who always responds to your relationship drama with “Well, what did you expect?”

Pair it with ceviche, Thai takeout, or that decision you’ll definitely regret tomorrow. Or just sip it alone, lying on your floor, whispering “I’m the drama” while Leisure’s “Always” loops for the fourth time.

This wine is dirty-clean. Naughty-innocent. Like a nun in latex or a church girl on mushrooms. Arizona’s answer to “Yes, I am wearing this to brunch.”

Wine X sez:  XX this bottle isn’t for everyone. Just the sexy ones. ;)

#SippableSin #MalvasiaMénage #WineXPosed #AlwaysInHeat #ArizonaAphrodisiac #xratedwines #wine #winereview #happyhour #tgif #arizona

2023 Aridus Malvasia Bianca, Arizona
Like getting seduced by someone who smells like honeysuckle, reads Anaïs Nin aloud, and definitely knows where your birthmark is…..before you do.

This isn’t a wine. This is a situation.

First whiff and BAM: lychee, white flowers, and pineapple so ripe it files a restraining order. If your last Sauvignon Blanc was an intern named Chad who uses too much cologne and still says “cool beans,” this Malvasia is a late-night text from a jazz bassist named Lucía who knows “things.”

The first sip is scandalous. Like licking nectar off someone else’s spoon in the dark. Lush and dripping but somehow clean, like a gospel choir singing in a Vegas hot tub. Tropical fruit? Check. Orange blossom? Double check. A finish that lingers longer than your last regrettable Tinder date? Oh yes, sweetie.

But here’s the twist: it’s not super sweet. It acts sweet. It talks sweet. But it’s dry as that one friend who always responds to your relationship drama with “Well, what did you expect?”

Pair it with ceviche, Thai takeout, or that decision you’ll definitely regret tomorrow. Or just sip it alone, lying on your floor, whispering “I’m the drama” while Leisure’s “Always” loops for the fourth time.

This wine is dirty-clean. Naughty-innocent. Like a nun in latex or a church girl on mushrooms. Arizona’s answer to “Yes, I am wearing this to brunch.”

Wine X sez: XX this bottle isn’t for everyone. Just the sexy ones. 😉

#SippableSin #MalvasiaMénage #WineXPosed #AlwaysInHeat #ArizonaAphrodisiac #xratedwines #wine #winereview #happyhour #tgif #arizona
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2023 Aridus Sauvignon Blanc, Arizona
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2023 Aridus Sauvignon Blanc, Arizona
Arizona Wine for People Who’ve Grown Out of Grapefruit Drama

Sauv Blanc has a reputation. High acid. High drama. All citrus, no chill. But the 2023 Aridus flips that narrative like a bartender who actually listens to your vibe. No aggressive grapefruit tantrums. No limey slap across the face. This bottle rolls in smooth — think honeydew, white tea, and desert herbs in a linen shirt that’s never seen a wrinkle.

It’s Sauv Blanc, but evolved. Rounded edges. Whisper-soft tropical fruit. A clean, mineral thread like rain on hot stone. It tastes like someone read the Sauvignon Blanc handbook and said, “Thanks, but let’s not scream today.”

Grown in Arizona’s high desert, this is elegance in unexpected places. The kind of wine you bring to a rooftop with someone who gets metaphors.

Wine X Sez: XX Subtlety is sexy.

#SauvBlancForThePeople
#AridusWines
#ArizonaWine
#WineXRated
#DesertVibesOnly
#WineWithChill
#NaturalElegance
#NotYourBasicSauv
#WineLoversUnite
#NoGrapefruitZone
#WineTastingReimagined
#Winestagram
#WineReels
#SipDifferently
#xratedwines

2023 Aridus Sauvignon Blanc, Arizona
Arizona Wine for People Who’ve Grown Out of Grapefruit Drama

Sauv Blanc has a reputation. High acid. High drama. All citrus, no chill. But the 2023 Aridus flips that narrative like a bartender who actually listens to your vibe. No aggressive grapefruit tantrums. No limey slap across the face. This bottle rolls in smooth — think honeydew, white tea, and desert herbs in a linen shirt that’s never seen a wrinkle.

It’s Sauv Blanc, but evolved. Rounded edges. Whisper-soft tropical fruit. A clean, mineral thread like rain on hot stone. It tastes like someone read the Sauvignon Blanc handbook and said, “Thanks, but let’s not scream today.”

Grown in Arizona’s high desert, this is elegance in unexpected places. The kind of wine you bring to a rooftop with someone who gets metaphors.

Wine X Sez: XX Subtlety is sexy.

#SauvBlancForThePeople
#AridusWines
#ArizonaWine
#WineXRated
#DesertVibesOnly
#WineWithChill
#NaturalElegance
#NotYourBasicSauv
#WineLoversUnite
#NoGrapefruitZone
#WineTastingReimagined
#Winestagram
#WineReels
#SipDifferently
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2024 Erik Martella Wines Pet-Nat Sparkling Rosé ...

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2024 Erik Martella Wines Pet-Nat Sparkling Rosé of Noble
Yadkin Valley, North Carolina
For when you want your bubbles dirty, pink, and a little unpredictable.

This isn’t champagne. This isn’t Prosecco. This is Pet-Nat — the wild child of sparkling wine. If méthode champenoise is your buttoned-up valedictorian ex, Pet-Nat is the one who dropped out to open a tattoo shop and still sends you thirst traps from Coachella.

And this Pet-Nat? From North Carolina’s Yadkin Valley? It’s chaos in a corset — fizzy, floral, flirty AF. Noble grapes doing unholy things. Expect a blur of wild strawberries, hibiscus, and a tang that makes your tongue do that involuntary eyebrow raise. Slight funk, light fizz, and no filter — both literally and spiritually.

The label looks like a Lisa Frank garden party crashed by Dionysus. The wine inside tastes like the moment right before someone dares you to skinny dip. It’s not elegant — it’s alive.

Wanna know what Pet-Nat really is? Read the Wine X deep dive — we explain the whole raw, rebellious backstory. But fair warning: once you go Pet-Nat, you may never go Brut again.

Wine X Sez: XX — plus 1/2 Xfor sheer personality.  #xratedwines #PetNat
#NaturalWine
#WineLover
#RoséAllDay
#SparklingWine
#NattyWine
#DrinkDifferently
#WineTasting
#Winestagram
#WinePorn
#WinesOfInstagram
#YadkinValleyWine
#RoséSeason
#WineXRated
#WineTok
#WineReel
#PopFizzClink
#ErikMartellaWines
#WineWithStyle
#UnfilteredAndFabulous
#khruangbin

2024 Erik Martella Wines Pet-Nat Sparkling Rosé of Noble
Yadkin Valley, North Carolina
For when you want your bubbles dirty, pink, and a little unpredictable.

This isn’t champagne. This isn’t Prosecco. This is Pet-Nat — the wild child of sparkling wine. If méthode champenoise is your buttoned-up valedictorian ex, Pet-Nat is the one who dropped out to open a tattoo shop and still sends you thirst traps from Coachella.

And this Pet-Nat? From North Carolina’s Yadkin Valley? It’s chaos in a corset — fizzy, floral, flirty AF. Noble grapes doing unholy things. Expect a blur of wild strawberries, hibiscus, and a tang that makes your tongue do that involuntary eyebrow raise. Slight funk, light fizz, and no filter — both literally and spiritually.

The label looks like a Lisa Frank garden party crashed by Dionysus. The wine inside tastes like the moment right before someone dares you to skinny dip. It’s not elegant — it’s alive.

Wanna know what Pet-Nat really is? Read the Wine X deep dive — we explain the whole raw, rebellious backstory. But fair warning: once you go Pet-Nat, you may never go Brut again.

Wine X Sez: XX — plus 1/2 Xfor sheer personality. #xratedwines #PetNat
#NaturalWine
#WineLover
#RoséAllDay
#SparklingWine
#NattyWine
#DrinkDifferently
#WineTasting
#Winestagram
#WinePorn
#WinesOfInstagram
#YadkinValleyWine
#RoséSeason
#WineXRated
#WineTok
#WineReel
#PopFizzClink
#ErikMartellaWines
#WineWithStyle
#UnfilteredAndFabulous
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2021 Early Mountain Vineyards Chardonnay
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2021 Early Mountain Vineyards Chardonnay
Quaker Run Vineyard | Virginia
The Wine Equivalent of Sending That “You Up?” Text — But With Better Finish

There are wines that flirt. Then there are wines that press you against the counter and whisper they’re not like the others. This is that wine.

From Virginia, of all places — which makes this bottle even filthier in the best way. A high-attitude, moutainside, single-vineyard Chardonnay from the Blue Ridge with more tension than your last three relationships. It hits with lemon oil and white peach — not the grocery store kind, the kind you eat over the sink while the juice runs down your wrist. There’s a chalky, mineral grip that tastes like secrets and bad decisions. Then, just when you think it’s done, it lingers… like regret in satin sheets.

The oak? Whisper-soft. Like a kiss on the shoulder before vanishing. The texture? Think silk pajamas falling off a bottle built like a Pilates instructor. Cold. Precise. Dangerous.

Sip it alone and text your ex. Or sip it with someone new and make them jealous in the morning. Either way, Kali Uchis is right: this wine makes blue feel seductive as hell.

Score: XX 1/2…. Or whatever number of (e)Xs that gets you to open it tonight.

#QuakerRunDontWalk
#VirginiaIsForWineLovers
#xratedwines

2021 Early Mountain Vineyards Chardonnay
Quaker Run Vineyard | Virginia
The Wine Equivalent of Sending That “You Up?” Text — But With Better Finish

There are wines that flirt. Then there are wines that press you against the counter and whisper they’re not like the others. This is that wine.

From Virginia, of all places — which makes this bottle even filthier in the best way. A high-attitude, moutainside, single-vineyard Chardonnay from the Blue Ridge with more tension than your last three relationships. It hits with lemon oil and white peach — not the grocery store kind, the kind you eat over the sink while the juice runs down your wrist. There’s a chalky, mineral grip that tastes like secrets and bad decisions. Then, just when you think it’s done, it lingers… like regret in satin sheets.

The oak? Whisper-soft. Like a kiss on the shoulder before vanishing. The texture? Think silk pajamas falling off a bottle built like a Pilates instructor. Cold. Precise. Dangerous.

Sip it alone and text your ex. Or sip it with someone new and make them jealous in the morning. Either way, Kali Uchis is right: this wine makes blue feel seductive as hell.

Score: XX 1/2…. Or whatever number of (e)Xs that gets you to open it tonight.

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2019 Smith-Madrone Riesling Spring Mountain, Napa Valley
You know that rare, almost scandalous thrill when someone who’s supposed to play it safe just throws down a performance so electric it resets the whole damn game? That’s the 2019 Smith-Madrone Riesling.

In a Napa world obsessed with flexing Cab muscle, this Riesling hits like a whispered secret — cooler, hotter, and way more interesting. From the heights of Spring Mountain, where the air is thin and the vines are thick with attitude, Smith-Madrone’s latest offering isn’t just “good for a Napa Riesling” — it’s good enough to put the entire category on notice. This is crisp green apple and wet stone foreplay, followed by a citrus-soaked kiss that somehow manages to feel both pure and wicked.

Best Riesling I’ve sipped in seasons. No contest. Like getting a private invite to Dua Lipa’s afterparty when everyone else is still lined up at the velvet rope. She’s reinventing pop glamor with effortless cool — and that’s exactly what Smith-Madrone is doing for Napa Riesling.

Sip it slow, sip it scandalous. Sip it with someone who knows how to get into a little weekend trouble.
This wine didn’t come to behave. It came to steal your Friday night.

Wine X Sez: XXX— and that’s me pretending to be modest.

#SpringMountainSinner #DuaLipaEnergy #WineXclusive #OMG #yesyesyes #xratedwines #dualipa

2019 Smith-Madrone Riesling Spring Mountain, Napa Valley
You know that rare, almost scandalous thrill when someone who’s supposed to play it safe just throws down a performance so electric it resets the whole damn game? That’s the 2019 Smith-Madrone Riesling.

In a Napa world obsessed with flexing Cab muscle, this Riesling hits like a whispered secret — cooler, hotter, and way more interesting. From the heights of Spring Mountain, where the air is thin and the vines are thick with attitude, Smith-Madrone’s latest offering isn’t just “good for a Napa Riesling” — it’s good enough to put the entire category on notice. This is crisp green apple and wet stone foreplay, followed by a citrus-soaked kiss that somehow manages to feel both pure and wicked.

Best Riesling I’ve sipped in seasons. No contest. Like getting a private invite to Dua Lipa’s afterparty when everyone else is still lined up at the velvet rope. She’s reinventing pop glamor with effortless cool — and that’s exactly what Smith-Madrone is doing for Napa Riesling.

Sip it slow, sip it scandalous. Sip it with someone who knows how to get into a little weekend trouble.
This wine didn’t come to behave. It came to steal your Friday night.

Wine X Sez: XXX— and that’s me pretending to be modest.

#SpringMountainSinner #DuaLipaEnergy #WineXclusive #OMG #yesyesyes #xratedwines #dualipa
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2019 Quivira Black Boar Zinfandel,Dry Creek ...

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2019 Quivira Black Boar  Zinfandel,Dry Creek Valley, Sonoma

You ever date someone so hot, so magnetic, so mind-meltingly irresistible that you know she’s going to break your heart—but you let her do it anyway? That’s the Quivira Black Boar Zinfandel. A full-throttle femme fatale in a bottle. Think Summer Finn from 500 Days of Summer—if she smoked cigars, rode motorcycles, and had a blackberry compote addiction.

From the first swirl, you know this Zin isn’t going to behave. It’s lush, heady, and dripping in black cherry and smoked spice, like it’s been sunbathing topless in a cedar box. It’s got that Dry Creek Valley swagger—juicy but tight, brooding but teasing. One minute she’s giving you ripe plum and peppery heat, the next she ghosts you with a flash of acidity that says, “Don’t get too comfortable, sweetheart.”

The tannins? Silky but manipulative. The finish? Long. Unforgettable. Slightly dangerous. You’ll taste her the next morning and question all your life choices… and then pour another glass.

This isn’t your Tuesday-night Netflix wine. This is the Zin you open after someone texts “u up?” and you say yes—knowing full well you’ll spiral. You’ll try to forget her. You’ll move on. But months from now, some random bar will have this on the list and you’ll think: Damn. She really was something.

So go ahead. Fall hard. The 2018 Quivira Black Boar Zinfandel isn’t here to love you back. It’s here to wreck you—and look good doing it….. Wine X Sez; XX1/2.  #xratedwines #SummerFinnEnergy
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2019 Quivira Black Boar Zinfandel,Dry Creek Valley, Sonoma

You ever date someone so hot, so magnetic, so mind-meltingly irresistible that you know she’s going to break your heart—but you let her do it anyway? That’s the Quivira Black Boar Zinfandel. A full-throttle femme fatale in a bottle. Think Summer Finn from 500 Days of Summer—if she smoked cigars, rode motorcycles, and had a blackberry compote addiction.

From the first swirl, you know this Zin isn’t going to behave. It’s lush, heady, and dripping in black cherry and smoked spice, like it’s been sunbathing topless in a cedar box. It’s got that Dry Creek Valley swagger—juicy but tight, brooding but teasing. One minute she’s giving you ripe plum and peppery heat, the next she ghosts you with a flash of acidity that says, “Don’t get too comfortable, sweetheart.”

The tannins? Silky but manipulative. The finish? Long. Unforgettable. Slightly dangerous. You’ll taste her the next morning and question all your life choices… and then pour another glass.

This isn’t your Tuesday-night Netflix wine. This is the Zin you open after someone texts “u up?” and you say yes—knowing full well you’ll spiral. You’ll try to forget her. You’ll move on. But months from now, some random bar will have this on the list and you’ll think: Damn. She really was something.

So go ahead. Fall hard. The 2018 Quivira Black Boar Zinfandel isn’t here to love you back. It’s here to wreck you—and look good doing it….. Wine X Sez; XX1/2. #xratedwines #SummerFinnEnergy
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2021 Smith-Madrone Estate Chardonnay, Spring ...

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2021 Smith-Madrone Estate Chardonnay, Spring Mountain, Napa

“The Zendaya of Napa whites—stunning, multi-layered, and impossible not to love.”

Let’s cut the bs: most Chardonnay these days is like reality TV—it’s everywhere, it’s often bloated, and you mostly pretend to like it because your mom or your boss does. But then along comes something like Smith-Madrone’s 2021 Estate Chardonnay, and suddenly you’re like, “Ohhh, so THIS is what everyone’s been trying to do.”

This wine is Spring Mountain’s mic drop, the liquid equivalent of Zendaya at the Met Gala: bold, graceful, dangerously refined, and showing zero signs of trying too hard. It’s giving complexity, it’s giving control, it’s giving, “I dry farmed this vine on a 35-degree slope without breaking a sweat, Karen.”

Let’s talk taste: imagine lemon curd made by a monk who only speaks in haiku, grilled pineapple served on a slab of wet limestone, and a flirtatious slap of white peach and toasted almond. There’s ginger and white pepper in there, too—like your Chardonnay just came back from a three-week silent retreat in Kyoto and now only wears linen and drops truth bombs.

The acidity? Mouthwatering. Like, Pavlov’s dog sees the bottle and starts drooling. And that finish? It lingers. Like your ex’s Spotify password—still hanging around, still useful, and still making you feel things.

Texture-wise, this thing is smoother than a freshly waxed Tesla. It’s creamy without being heavy, rich without being obnoxious. Think: silk robe, not velvet tracksuit.

And for $45? In Napa? That’s basically theft. Get two. One for now, one for that “future self” you keep promising you’ll take care of.

Final verdict:

If most Chardonnays are a Marvel sequel, this is the A24 indie film that wins Sundance and then haunts your dreams for weeks. Drink it slightly chilled, preferably while staring wistfully out a window and rethinking all your life choices. Or pair it with seafood, fresh pasta, or whatever makes you feel like a main character.

Wine X Sez: XXX & Hotter than Pedro Pascal in a knit sweater.

#xratedwines #WineThatHitsDifferent #Chardcore

2021 Smith-Madrone Estate Chardonnay, Spring Mountain, Napa

“The Zendaya of Napa whites—stunning, multi-layered, and impossible not to love.”

Let’s cut the bs: most Chardonnay these days is like reality TV—it’s everywhere, it’s often bloated, and you mostly pretend to like it because your mom or your boss does. But then along comes something like Smith-Madrone’s 2021 Estate Chardonnay, and suddenly you’re like, “Ohhh, so THIS is what everyone’s been trying to do.”

This wine is Spring Mountain’s mic drop, the liquid equivalent of Zendaya at the Met Gala: bold, graceful, dangerously refined, and showing zero signs of trying too hard. It’s giving complexity, it’s giving control, it’s giving, “I dry farmed this vine on a 35-degree slope without breaking a sweat, Karen.”

Let’s talk taste: imagine lemon curd made by a monk who only speaks in haiku, grilled pineapple served on a slab of wet limestone, and a flirtatious slap of white peach and toasted almond. There’s ginger and white pepper in there, too—like your Chardonnay just came back from a three-week silent retreat in Kyoto and now only wears linen and drops truth bombs.

The acidity? Mouthwatering. Like, Pavlov’s dog sees the bottle and starts drooling. And that finish? It lingers. Like your ex’s Spotify password—still hanging around, still useful, and still making you feel things.

Texture-wise, this thing is smoother than a freshly waxed Tesla. It’s creamy without being heavy, rich without being obnoxious. Think: silk robe, not velvet tracksuit.

And for $45? In Napa? That’s basically theft. Get two. One for now, one for that “future self” you keep promising you’ll take care of.

Final verdict:

If most Chardonnays are a Marvel sequel, this is the A24 indie film that wins Sundance and then haunts your dreams for weeks. Drink it slightly chilled, preferably while staring wistfully out a window and rethinking all your life choices. Or pair it with seafood, fresh pasta, or whatever makes you feel like a main character.

Wine X Sez: XXX & Hotter than Pedro Pascal in a knit sweater.

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Clarice Pinot Noir, Gary’s Vineyard, Santa Lucia...

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Clarice Pinot Noir, Gary’s Vineyard, Santa Lucia Highlands 2023

Let’s get one thing straight: this Pinot isn’t here to make friends. It’s brooding, a little wild, and probably smoked a cigarette behind the winery before bottling. The 2023 Clarice from Gary’s Vineyard doesn’t give a damn about being pretty—it’s here to throw elbows and remind you that finesse doesn’t have to be fragile.

First whiff? It’s all crushed cherries, warm dirt, dried herbs, and a little edge-of-the-knife funk that makes you do a double take. Like, should this smell this good? Or is it about to start a fight with your Bordeaux?

On the palate, it hits with dark fruit, spicy undertones, and that Santa Lucia Highlands grit—think black raspberry jam left out on a slate countertop in the sun. There’s structure, but none of that tight-ass, over-oaked nonsense. The acid’s sharp enough to wake you up, the tannins have bite, and the finish? Long, dry, and just a little bitter, like a good roast or a bad ex.

This wine isn’t elegant in the traditional sense—it’s compelling in the way a dive bar is more fun than a country club. If you want polish and politeness, move along. If you want something with a little swagger, this one’s already got its boots on your table.

Wine X sez: XXX
Pair with: grilled meat, sharp cheese, and people who can handle their own chaos. #pinot #winereview  #xratedwines #weekendvibes

Clarice Pinot Noir, Gary’s Vineyard, Santa Lucia Highlands 2023

Let’s get one thing straight: this Pinot isn’t here to make friends. It’s brooding, a little wild, and probably smoked a cigarette behind the winery before bottling. The 2023 Clarice from Gary’s Vineyard doesn’t give a damn about being pretty—it’s here to throw elbows and remind you that finesse doesn’t have to be fragile.

First whiff? It’s all crushed cherries, warm dirt, dried herbs, and a little edge-of-the-knife funk that makes you do a double take. Like, should this smell this good? Or is it about to start a fight with your Bordeaux?

On the palate, it hits with dark fruit, spicy undertones, and that Santa Lucia Highlands grit—think black raspberry jam left out on a slate countertop in the sun. There’s structure, but none of that tight-ass, over-oaked nonsense. The acid’s sharp enough to wake you up, the tannins have bite, and the finish? Long, dry, and just a little bitter, like a good roast or a bad ex.

This wine isn’t elegant in the traditional sense—it’s compelling in the way a dive bar is more fun than a country club. If you want polish and politeness, move along. If you want something with a little swagger, this one’s already got its boots on your table.

Wine X sez: XXX
Pair with: grilled meat, sharp cheese, and people who can handle their own chaos. #pinot #winereview #xratedwines #weekendvibes
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2017 Cain Five, Meritage, Spring Mountain ...

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2017 Cain Five, Meritage, Spring Mountain District, Napa: For those evenings when you’re pondering life’s most pretentious questions like, ‘Does terroir actually matter?’ and ‘What exactly am I flexing here?’ From the Spring Mountain District of Napa, this blend of five varietals is like a self-congratulatory pat on the back in wine form. The label whispers, ‘Five Varieties, One Vineyard,’ but all I hear is, ‘Five reasons to drink TWO…..’ Dark fruit, cedar, and that inevitable waft of “I just spent too much on wine, but I don't freaking care” nostalgia. Decant it, sip it, and tell your guests they ‘just wouldn’t understand.’ Cheers to the rule of five (I might have just made that up) Wine X Sez: XX1/2  #napavalley #springmountain #cabernet #foodporn #xratedwines #bottledancing

2017 Cain Five, Meritage, Spring Mountain District, Napa: For those evenings when you’re pondering life’s most pretentious questions like, ‘Does terroir actually matter?’ and ‘What exactly am I flexing here?’ From the Spring Mountain District of Napa, this blend of five varietals is like a self-congratulatory pat on the back in wine form. The label whispers, ‘Five Varieties, One Vineyard,’ but all I hear is, ‘Five reasons to drink TWO…..’ Dark fruit, cedar, and that inevitable waft of “I just spent too much on wine, but I don't freaking care” nostalgia. Decant it, sip it, and tell your guests they ‘just wouldn’t understand.’ Cheers to the rule of five (I might have just made that up) Wine X Sez: XX1/2 #napavalley #springmountain #cabernet #foodporn #xratedwines #bottledancing ...

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“Vintage wine! Sometimes a Picasso, sometimes ...

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“Vintage wine! Sometimes a Picasso, sometimes vinegar!” 🍷 Meet the 1996 Dunn Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon, a relic of winemaking genius courtesy of Randy Dunn himself. A bold step into the past, we uncork this icon with the same anticipation as unwrapping a Picasso: Will it sing with complex harmony or assault our senses like an expired salad dressing?

It’s been 28 years, folks—aging this gracefully is no guarantee. We swirl, sniff, and pray that this masterpiece hasn’t turned into museum-grade regret. Cheers to rolling the dice with legends! The verdict:  Randy, you’re a F wizard, man. Wine X Sez: XXX.  #VintageDrama #DunnOrDone #WineRiskManagement #xratedwines

“Vintage wine! Sometimes a Picasso, sometimes vinegar!” 🍷 Meet the 1996 Dunn Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon, a relic of winemaking genius courtesy of Randy Dunn himself. A bold step into the past, we uncork this icon with the same anticipation as unwrapping a Picasso: Will it sing with complex harmony or assault our senses like an expired salad dressing?

It’s been 28 years, folks—aging this gracefully is no guarantee. We swirl, sniff, and pray that this masterpiece hasn’t turned into museum-grade regret. Cheers to rolling the dice with legends! The verdict: Randy, you’re a F wizard, man. Wine X Sez: XXX. #VintageDrama #DunnOrDone #WineRiskManagement #xratedwines
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“2017 Folded Hills Estate White Wine, Santa Ynez...

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“2017 Folded Hills Estate White Wine, Santa Ynez Valley”

On this ghostly Halloween night, this 2017 Folded Hills Estate White Wine is the perfect pour for those ready to get haunted by a seductively crisp, lively white. It’s like that sultry spirit who whispers in your ear, lingers with a faint chill, and vanishes into the fog just as quickly as they came. A subtle shade of stone fruit meets a spirited citrus breeze, with just enough backbone to make you question whether you’re drinking this for the flavor or for the thrills.

Its minerality is whispering secrets, as hints of lemon zest and green apple tease you into another sip—leaving you wondering whether this is love at first fright or just a trick of the light. If you dare, pour a glass and let this haunted elixir cast its spell, transporting you to a vineyard twilight where the ghosts of wines past are dangerously… intoxicating.

Wine X Sez: XX1/2 Drink up, if you’re brave enough to let it linger.  #foodporn #halloween #winereview #xratedwines #wine #california

“2017 Folded Hills Estate White Wine, Santa Ynez Valley”

On this ghostly Halloween night, this 2017 Folded Hills Estate White Wine is the perfect pour for those ready to get haunted by a seductively crisp, lively white. It’s like that sultry spirit who whispers in your ear, lingers with a faint chill, and vanishes into the fog just as quickly as they came. A subtle shade of stone fruit meets a spirited citrus breeze, with just enough backbone to make you question whether you’re drinking this for the flavor or for the thrills.

Its minerality is whispering secrets, as hints of lemon zest and green apple tease you into another sip—leaving you wondering whether this is love at first fright or just a trick of the light. If you dare, pour a glass and let this haunted elixir cast its spell, transporting you to a vineyard twilight where the ghosts of wines past are dangerously… intoxicating.

Wine X Sez: XX1/2 Drink up, if you’re brave enough to let it linger. #foodporn #halloween #winereview #xratedwines #wine #california
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2019 Folded Hills Estate Grenache, Santa Ynez ...

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2019 Folded Hills Estate Grenache, Santa Ynez Valley.  This bottle struts onto the scene like it knows it’s got something to prove—and it does. This is no meek, wallflower Grenache. No, this one’s been hitting the gym, and it shows. From the first swirl, you’re hit with aromas that scream ripe raspberry and cherry, but not the polite kind, with a hint of reckless abandon.

On the palate? It’s surprisingly well-behaved for all its swagger. Juicy red fruit leads the charge, backed by a punch of cracked black pepper and a whisper of earthiness that feels like it’s trying to keep things grounded—good luck with that. The tannins are smooth, like it’s been through a personal trainer for months. And while the acidity keeps it fresh, there’s a decadent, almost hedonistic undercurrent that makes you wonder if this Grenache’s true calling is just to have a little too much fun.

Bottom line: Folded Hills has delivered a Grenache that’s not afraid to be bold and a little brash. It’s the wine equivalent of wearing sunglasses indoors. Are you ready for it? Because it’s more than ready for you. Wine X Sez: XXX. Don’t ever wonder…… #xratedwines #winereview #grenache #rhonerangers #foodporn #gulp

2019 Folded Hills Estate Grenache, Santa Ynez Valley. This bottle struts onto the scene like it knows it’s got something to prove—and it does. This is no meek, wallflower Grenache. No, this one’s been hitting the gym, and it shows. From the first swirl, you’re hit with aromas that scream ripe raspberry and cherry, but not the polite kind, with a hint of reckless abandon.

On the palate? It’s surprisingly well-behaved for all its swagger. Juicy red fruit leads the charge, backed by a punch of cracked black pepper and a whisper of earthiness that feels like it’s trying to keep things grounded—good luck with that. The tannins are smooth, like it’s been through a personal trainer for months. And while the acidity keeps it fresh, there’s a decadent, almost hedonistic undercurrent that makes you wonder if this Grenache’s true calling is just to have a little too much fun.

Bottom line: Folded Hills has delivered a Grenache that’s not afraid to be bold and a little brash. It’s the wine equivalent of wearing sunglasses indoors. Are you ready for it? Because it’s more than ready for you. Wine X Sez: XXX. Don’t ever wonder…… #xratedwines #winereview #grenache #rhonerangers #foodporn #gulp
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Belle Glos 2022 Pinot Noir Clark & Telephone: ...

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Belle Glos 2022 Pinot Noir Clark & Telephone: Santa Maria Valley, Santa Barbara. 

A Dark, Decadent Affair You Won’t Forget

Pour a glass of the 2022 Belle Glos Clark & Telephone Pinot Noir, and you’re instantly transported into the raw sensuality of Eyes Wide Shut. This wine is all about mystery and indulgence, like Nicole Kidman’s character in that tantalizing masquerade of desire. From the first swirl, its deep ruby color and intoxicating aroma set the stage for an unforgettable experience.

On the nose, it draws you in with sultry notes of black cherry and ripe plum, but there’s a seductive complexity beneath—a hint of worn leather and exotic spices, like a whispered invitation to explore further. The texture is lush, caressing your palate with every sip, while layers of dark fruit and earthy undertones unfold in perfect harmony, teasing at secrets yet to be revealed.

Just when you think you’ve uncovered all its charms, the tannins tighten their grip, holding you in place with a smoky, lingering finish that leaves your senses reeling. This is not a casual wine—it’s a heady, seductive affair that demands your full attention. Like the film’s dark, erotic tension, it leaves you both intrigued and completely captivated, making sure you won’t forget it anytime soon.

Wine X Sez: XX.  #xratedwines #pinot #pinotnoir #foodporn #santabarbarawine

Belle Glos 2022 Pinot Noir Clark & Telephone: Santa Maria Valley, Santa Barbara.

A Dark, Decadent Affair You Won’t Forget

Pour a glass of the 2022 Belle Glos Clark & Telephone Pinot Noir, and you’re instantly transported into the raw sensuality of Eyes Wide Shut. This wine is all about mystery and indulgence, like Nicole Kidman’s character in that tantalizing masquerade of desire. From the first swirl, its deep ruby color and intoxicating aroma set the stage for an unforgettable experience.

On the nose, it draws you in with sultry notes of black cherry and ripe plum, but there’s a seductive complexity beneath—a hint of worn leather and exotic spices, like a whispered invitation to explore further. The texture is lush, caressing your palate with every sip, while layers of dark fruit and earthy undertones unfold in perfect harmony, teasing at secrets yet to be revealed.

Just when you think you’ve uncovered all its charms, the tannins tighten their grip, holding you in place with a smoky, lingering finish that leaves your senses reeling. This is not a casual wine—it’s a heady, seductive affair that demands your full attention. Like the film’s dark, erotic tension, it leaves you both intrigued and completely captivated, making sure you won’t forget it anytime soon.

Wine X Sez: XX. #xratedwines #pinot #pinotnoir #foodporn #santabarbarawine
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Whitehall Lane 2022 Pinot Noir Rosé Petaluma Gap:...

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Whitehall Lane 2022 Pinot Noir Rosé Petaluma Gap: A Flirtatious Tease with a Dark Side

The 2022 Whitehall Lane Pinot Noir Rosé is the kind of wine that sashays into the room and commands your attention—think Margot Robbie in The Wolf of Wall Street, all flirt and fire in one breathtaking package. With a blush as delicate as lingerie lace, this rosé plays innocent at first glance, but one sip and you know better. It leads with a whisper of ripe strawberry and raspberry, all sweetness and light, but don’t be fooled—there’s a secret underneath.

A seductive undercurrent of citrus and wild herbs brings an unexpected edge, making it clear this rosé isn’t just here to play nice. It’s bright, yes, but it finishes with a taut acidity that leaves you wanting more—like that perfect moment of tension before the kiss. Smooth, crisp, and endlessly alluring, this wine knows how to keep you on your toes. Just like Margot’s fearless energy, the 2022 Whitehall Lane Rosé doesn’t ask for attention, it demands it.  Wine X sez: XX.  Mmmmmmm #wine #foodporn #xratedwines  #roseallday #pinotnoir

Whitehall Lane 2022 Pinot Noir Rosé Petaluma Gap: A Flirtatious Tease with a Dark Side

The 2022 Whitehall Lane Pinot Noir Rosé is the kind of wine that sashays into the room and commands your attention—think Margot Robbie in The Wolf of Wall Street, all flirt and fire in one breathtaking package. With a blush as delicate as lingerie lace, this rosé plays innocent at first glance, but one sip and you know better. It leads with a whisper of ripe strawberry and raspberry, all sweetness and light, but don’t be fooled—there’s a secret underneath.

A seductive undercurrent of citrus and wild herbs brings an unexpected edge, making it clear this rosé isn’t just here to play nice. It’s bright, yes, but it finishes with a taut acidity that leaves you wanting more—like that perfect moment of tension before the kiss. Smooth, crisp, and endlessly alluring, this wine knows how to keep you on your toes. Just like Margot’s fearless energy, the 2022 Whitehall Lane Rosé doesn’t ask for attention, it demands it. Wine X sez: XX. Mmmmmmm #wine #foodporn #xratedwines #roseallday #pinotnoir
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Folded Hills 2016 Ballard Canyon Syrah: A Sultry ...

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Folded Hills 2016 Ballard Canyon Syrah: A Sultry Sipper That Knows Exactly What It Wants

Uncork this bad boy, and the 2016 Folded Hills Ballard Canyon Syrah comes out swinging, just like Salma Hayek in her role as the sultry, unforgettable Santanico Pandemonium in From Dusk Till Dawn. There’s no subtlety here, no gentle introduction—this wine hits you with a velvety, dark fruit assault right out of the gate. Blackberry and black currant seduce your palate like a slow-motion strut, but it’s the smokiness, like the lingering scent of leather, that makes this Syrah irresistible.

Just when you think it couldn’t get any hotter, a spicy undertone of black pepper teases the taste buds—yes, much like that iconic snake dance, this wine has a bite to match its curves. And as the tannins wrap you up in their firm embrace, you’ll find yourself surrendering, because, let’s face it, this Syrah has you exactly where it wants you.  Wine X sez:XX1/2 and you could probably talk me into that other half star without much flattery or eye batting. #xratedreviews #xratedwines #syrah #foodporn

Folded Hills 2016 Ballard Canyon Syrah: A Sultry Sipper That Knows Exactly What It Wants

Uncork this bad boy, and the 2016 Folded Hills Ballard Canyon Syrah comes out swinging, just like Salma Hayek in her role as the sultry, unforgettable Santanico Pandemonium in From Dusk Till Dawn. There’s no subtlety here, no gentle introduction—this wine hits you with a velvety, dark fruit assault right out of the gate. Blackberry and black currant seduce your palate like a slow-motion strut, but it’s the smokiness, like the lingering scent of leather, that makes this Syrah irresistible.

Just when you think it couldn’t get any hotter, a spicy undertone of black pepper teases the taste buds—yes, much like that iconic snake dance, this wine has a bite to match its curves. And as the tannins wrap you up in their firm embrace, you’ll find yourself surrendering, because, let’s face it, this Syrah has you exactly where it wants you. Wine X sez:XX1/2 and you could probably talk me into that other half star without much flattery or eye batting. #xratedreviews #xratedwines #syrah #foodporn
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2021 Lytton Estate Petite Sirah: The Dark Knight ...

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2021 Lytton Estate Petite Sirah:  The Dark Knight of Wines Hold onto your glass, because the 2021 Lytton Estate Petite Sirah is here to sweep you off your feet and into a world of dark, brooding intensity. This isn’t just a wine—it’s the Idris Elba of your cellar, smoldering with an untamed power that’s as irresistible as it is undeniable. With a near-black color that hints at its mysterious depth, this Petite Sirah greets you with a rush of blackberry, plum, and a hint of black pepper spice, like a whispered secret that sends shivers down your spine.

As you take your first sip, it’s like that moment when Elba walks into a room—everything else fades away. The rich, velvety texture wraps around you, with bold tannins that grip like his commanding presence. It’s structured, yet smooth, with a finish that lingers, making sure you won’t forget it anytime soon. This is a wine with charisma, depth, and a touch of danger—just like the man himself.

Wine X Sez: XX1/2  Gimmie an ice bucket!
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2021 Lytton Estate Petite Sirah: The Dark Knight of Wines Hold onto your glass, because the 2021 Lytton Estate Petite Sirah is here to sweep you off your feet and into a world of dark, brooding intensity. This isn’t just a wine—it’s the Idris Elba of your cellar, smoldering with an untamed power that’s as irresistible as it is undeniable. With a near-black color that hints at its mysterious depth, this Petite Sirah greets you with a rush of blackberry, plum, and a hint of black pepper spice, like a whispered secret that sends shivers down your spine.

As you take your first sip, it’s like that moment when Elba walks into a room—everything else fades away. The rich, velvety texture wraps around you, with bold tannins that grip like his commanding presence. It’s structured, yet smooth, with a finish that lingers, making sure you won’t forget it anytime soon. This is a wine with charisma, depth, and a touch of danger—just like the man himself.

Wine X Sez: XX1/2 Gimmie an ice bucket!
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2021 DuMol Wester Reach Pinot Noir,Russian River ...

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2021 DuMol Wester Reach Pinot Noir,Russian River Valley
This Pinot Noir is not just a wine; it’s a seductive interlude that demands your full attention just to keep up with its energy. Pour a glass and you’ll be immediately drawn to its deep, ruby hue—like a tempting whisper in a dimly lit room.

On the nose, it’s a sultry dance of black cherries and dark plums, mingling with a tantalizing hint of spicy vanilla. Take a sip, and it caresses your palate with a smooth, velvet touch. The flavors unfold in layers, revealing luscious berries, a teasing touch of earthy mushrooms, and a finish that lingers longer than a stolen kiss.

This Pinot Noir doesn’t just satisfy; it leaves you yearning for more. It’s the wine you share with someone when words aren’t enough and the night is just beginning. So, uncork this bottle and let it lead you into temptation.

After all, some indulgences are worth the sin. wine X sez: XX1/2  #xratedwines #winereview #russianriver #pinotnoir #sonomavalleywine #wine #foodporn

2021 DuMol Wester Reach Pinot Noir,Russian River Valley
This Pinot Noir is not just a wine; it’s a seductive interlude that demands your full attention just to keep up with its energy. Pour a glass and you’ll be immediately drawn to its deep, ruby hue—like a tempting whisper in a dimly lit room.

On the nose, it’s a sultry dance of black cherries and dark plums, mingling with a tantalizing hint of spicy vanilla. Take a sip, and it caresses your palate with a smooth, velvet touch. The flavors unfold in layers, revealing luscious berries, a teasing touch of earthy mushrooms, and a finish that lingers longer than a stolen kiss.

This Pinot Noir doesn’t just satisfy; it leaves you yearning for more. It’s the wine you share with someone when words aren’t enough and the night is just beginning. So, uncork this bottle and let it lead you into temptation.

After all, some indulgences are worth the sin. wine X sez: XX1/2 #xratedwines #winereview #russianriver #pinotnoir #sonomavalleywine #wine #foodporn
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Imagine a dessert wine spun from spun gold. ...

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Imagine a dessert wine spun from spun gold. That’s the essence of Pedro Ximénez Triana Sherry from Bodegas Hidalgo La Gitana. This Spanish gem shimmers a deep mahogany in the glass, hinting at the decadent flavors to come.
On the nose, it’s a captivating dance of dried figs and raisins, swirling with hints of toffee and toasted nuts. The first sip explodes with richness – a dense and luxurious texture balanced by a surprising streak of acidity. Flavors of caramel, prunes, and dates emerge, coating the palate and leaving a long, lingering finish.
This is a dessert wine that demands to be savored. Pair it with blue cheese, fruit tarts, or chocolate for a truly unforgettable experience. Or, simply pour a chilled glass and let it be the star of the show.
Wine X Sez XXX, Ole! #xratedwine #xratedwines #foodporn #winereview

Imagine a dessert wine spun from spun gold. That’s the essence of Pedro Ximénez Triana Sherry from Bodegas Hidalgo La Gitana. This Spanish gem shimmers a deep mahogany in the glass, hinting at the decadent flavors to come.
On the nose, it’s a captivating dance of dried figs and raisins, swirling with hints of toffee and toasted nuts. The first sip explodes with richness – a dense and luxurious texture balanced by a surprising streak of acidity. Flavors of caramel, prunes, and dates emerge, coating the palate and leaving a long, lingering finish.
This is a dessert wine that demands to be savored. Pair it with blue cheese, fruit tarts, or chocolate for a truly unforgettable experience. Or, simply pour a chilled glass and let it be the star of the show.
Wine X Sez XXX, Ole! #xratedwine #xratedwines #foodporn #winereview
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Krug Grand Cuvée, NV, Champagne

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Krug Grand Cuvée, NV, Champagne

The Brie Larson of Bubbles – Bold, Unapologetic, and Oh-So-Delicious….

If you’re one of those who think all champagnes are created equal, honey, you clearly haven’t had a rendezvous with Krug Grand Cuvée. This isn’t just a bottle of bubbles; it’s a full-blown sensory escapade.

First off, let’s talk about the entrance. Krug doesn’t just arrive; it makes an entrance worthy of a Hollywood A-lister. Think Brie Larson in a sequined gown at the Oscars, turning heads the moment she steps on the red carpet. That’s Krug for you – a star that doesn’t just sparkle, it dazzles.

Pour a glass and watch as the tiny bubbles perform a hypnotic dance, like the steamy salsa moves in an underground South Beach studio. This champagne is a flirt, with aromas winking at you with hints of toasted almonds, citrus, and a naughty whisper of brioche. Take a sip, and it’s like indulging in that first scandalous encounter in a hidden speakeasy, the kind where you’re sipping Krug, of course.

The taste? Imagine a spa day at South Beach’s most exclusive retreat, where every sensation is catered to. It’s rich, complex, with layers of flavor that unfold like the plot of a sultry telenovela. There’s fruit, there’s spice, and everything nice, followed by a finish that’s as long and satisfying as a Miami sunset after a thunderstorm.

But let’s not forget about its versatility. Krug Grand Cuvée is like Brie Larson in her roles – adaptable, charismatic, and always leaving an impression. Pair it with caviar for a classic experience or with a simple, unassuming slice of pizza on a lazy, rainy day. It elevates every moment, making you feel like you’re the star of your own decadent, South Beach saga.

Wine X Sez: XXX  Are you F kidding me?  What else would we say?  Krug Grand Cuvée is more than just champagne. It’s a statement. A statement that says, “F finesse…. Go Biggest, or Go Home.” So, next time the rain pours down in South Beach, grab a bottle of Krug, raise a toast to the good life, and remember – some like it haute.  #xratedwines #winereviews #krug #krugchampagne #champagne #winelable #wineporn #foodporn #yum

Krug Grand Cuvée, NV, Champagne

The Brie Larson of Bubbles – Bold, Unapologetic, and Oh-So-Delicious….

If you’re one of those who think all champagnes are created equal, honey, you clearly haven’t had a rendezvous with Krug Grand Cuvée. This isn’t just a bottle of bubbles; it’s a full-blown sensory escapade.

First off, let’s talk about the entrance. Krug doesn’t just arrive; it makes an entrance worthy of a Hollywood A-lister. Think Brie Larson in a sequined gown at the Oscars, turning heads the moment she steps on the red carpet. That’s Krug for you – a star that doesn’t just sparkle, it dazzles.

Pour a glass and watch as the tiny bubbles perform a hypnotic dance, like the steamy salsa moves in an underground South Beach studio. This champagne is a flirt, with aromas winking at you with hints of toasted almonds, citrus, and a naughty whisper of brioche. Take a sip, and it’s like indulging in that first scandalous encounter in a hidden speakeasy, the kind where you’re sipping Krug, of course.

The taste? Imagine a spa day at South Beach’s most exclusive retreat, where every sensation is catered to. It’s rich, complex, with layers of flavor that unfold like the plot of a sultry telenovela. There’s fruit, there’s spice, and everything nice, followed by a finish that’s as long and satisfying as a Miami sunset after a thunderstorm.

But let’s not forget about its versatility. Krug Grand Cuvée is like Brie Larson in her roles – adaptable, charismatic, and always leaving an impression. Pair it with caviar for a classic experience or with a simple, unassuming slice of pizza on a lazy, rainy day. It elevates every moment, making you feel like you’re the star of your own decadent, South Beach saga.

Wine X Sez: XXX Are you F kidding me? What else would we say? Krug Grand Cuvée is more than just champagne. It’s a statement. A statement that says, “F finesse…. Go Biggest, or Go Home.” So, next time the rain pours down in South Beach, grab a bottle of Krug, raise a toast to the good life, and remember – some like it haute. #xratedwines #winereviews #krug #krugchampagne #champagne #winelable #wineporn #foodporn #yum
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2021 Quilt Cabernet Sauvignon, Napa Valley
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2021 Quilt Cabernet Sauvignon, Napa Valley

Imagine Ed Sheeran’s sultry voice turned into a wine – that’s the Napa Valley Quilt 2021 Cabernet Sauvignon. Bold and unapologetically vibrant, it’s like a sexy rock anthem for your palate. This isn’t just a wine; it’s a musical journey, echoing Sheeran’s charismatic energy with every sip. The aroma sets the stage, a harmonious blend of dark fruit and smoky oak, reminiscent of the opening chords of an Ed Sheeran crooning. It’s inviting, enchanting, with a hint of mystery, much like the lyrics of a heartfelt ballad. Then comes the taste – a rich, robust ensemble that resonates like a Sheeran song on a moonlit night. It’s a complex melody of blackberry, plum, and spice, each note perfectly in tune, creating a symphony of flavors as layered and soulful as Sheeran’s voice. And the finish? Think of it as the climax of a rock climbing adventure in Sedona’s red rocks – thrilling, exhilarating, and leaving you yearning for more. This Cabernet doesn’t just linger; it ascends to a crescendo, leaving a lasting impression that’s as memorable as scaling Sedona’s majestic formations.

Wine X Sez:  XX all day & all night.  It’s a serenade from Ed, wrapped in the thrill of a Sedona climb. Bold, dynamic, and irresistibly captivating, it’s a wine that sings to your senses. Here’s to a bottle that’s as much a hit as a chart-topping song! Cheers to the symphony of flavors! 😾#winereviews #xratedwines #wineporn #foodporn #yum #cabernetsauvignon

2021 Quilt Cabernet Sauvignon, Napa Valley

Imagine Ed Sheeran’s sultry voice turned into a wine – that’s the Napa Valley Quilt 2021 Cabernet Sauvignon. Bold and unapologetically vibrant, it’s like a sexy rock anthem for your palate. This isn’t just a wine; it’s a musical journey, echoing Sheeran’s charismatic energy with every sip. The aroma sets the stage, a harmonious blend of dark fruit and smoky oak, reminiscent of the opening chords of an Ed Sheeran crooning. It’s inviting, enchanting, with a hint of mystery, much like the lyrics of a heartfelt ballad. Then comes the taste – a rich, robust ensemble that resonates like a Sheeran song on a moonlit night. It’s a complex melody of blackberry, plum, and spice, each note perfectly in tune, creating a symphony of flavors as layered and soulful as Sheeran’s voice. And the finish? Think of it as the climax of a rock climbing adventure in Sedona’s red rocks – thrilling, exhilarating, and leaving you yearning for more. This Cabernet doesn’t just linger; it ascends to a crescendo, leaving a lasting impression that’s as memorable as scaling Sedona’s majestic formations.

Wine X Sez: XX all day & all night. It’s a serenade from Ed, wrapped in the thrill of a Sedona climb. Bold, dynamic, and irresistibly captivating, it’s a wine that sings to your senses. Here’s to a bottle that’s as much a hit as a chart-topping song! Cheers to the symphony of flavors! 😾#winereviews #xratedwines #wineporn #foodporn #yum #cabernetsauvignon
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2021 Post & Beam Cabernet Sauvignon, Napa ...

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2021 Post & Beam Cabernet Sauvignon, Napa Valley

Clooney-esque Charm with a Sedona Twist. Imagine the Cloon-man in Sedona, seeking a mystical vortex. That’s the 2021 Post & Beam Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon for you – a charismatic blend of Hollywood glamour and Sedona’s mysterious allure. This wine enters your palate with Clooney’s suave confidence, reminiscent of a star navigating Sedona’s enigmatic landscape in search of a vortex. With an aroma that combines the complexity of Sedona’s mystical energy and the sophistication of a star like Clooney in an Italian suit, this Cabernet isn’t just a drink; it’s an adventure. Each sip unfolds like a journey through Sedona’s red rocks, revealing layers of flavor that are as intriguing as the elusive vortexes themselves. And the finish? It’s like finally discovering that vortex – long, satisfying, and with a hint of the unexpected. It leaves you longing for more, much like the thrill of exploring Sedona’s mystical terrain under the guidance of a charismatic leader.

Wine X Sez:  XX and maybe another 1/2 X if you find me a vortex.  It’s like Sedona’s mystical charm. It’s smooth, complex, and undeniably captivating – a wine that’s as much an adventure as finding a vortex in the heart of Arizona’s red rock country. Pour a glass and toast to a wine that brings together the best of both worlds.#xratedwines #cabernet #napavalley #winereviews

2021 Post & Beam Cabernet Sauvignon, Napa Valley

Clooney-esque Charm with a Sedona Twist. Imagine the Cloon-man in Sedona, seeking a mystical vortex. That’s the 2021 Post & Beam Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon for you – a charismatic blend of Hollywood glamour and Sedona’s mysterious allure. This wine enters your palate with Clooney’s suave confidence, reminiscent of a star navigating Sedona’s enigmatic landscape in search of a vortex. With an aroma that combines the complexity of Sedona’s mystical energy and the sophistication of a star like Clooney in an Italian suit, this Cabernet isn’t just a drink; it’s an adventure. Each sip unfolds like a journey through Sedona’s red rocks, revealing layers of flavor that are as intriguing as the elusive vortexes themselves. And the finish? It’s like finally discovering that vortex – long, satisfying, and with a hint of the unexpected. It leaves you longing for more, much like the thrill of exploring Sedona’s mystical terrain under the guidance of a charismatic leader.

Wine X Sez: XX and maybe another 1/2 X if you find me a vortex. It’s like Sedona’s mystical charm. It’s smooth, complex, and undeniably captivating – a wine that’s as much an adventure as finding a vortex in the heart of Arizona’s red rock country. Pour a glass and toast to a wine that brings together the best of both worlds.#xratedwines #cabernet #napavalley #winereviews
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2019 Kistler Chardonnay Les Noisetiers, Sonoma
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2019 Kistler Chardonnay Les Noisetiers, Sonoma

Maybe the Robin Williams of Chard?  The Kistler, Les Noisetiers Chardonnay 2019 is like the best stand-up comedian you’ve ever seen, but in a bottle – witty, unexpected, and delightfully sharp. Its aroma teases with citrus and oak, like a comic’s clever opening line. The first sip? A punchline of crisp apple, lemon, and a hint of nuttiness, as refreshing and sharp as a comedian’s quip. And the finish – it’s the mic drop. It lingers with satisfaction, leaving you amused and a bit surprised. This Chardonnay is a masterclass in balance, much like a well-crafted joke, layered yet approachable.

Wine X Sez: XX 1/2+  In short, Kistler’s Chardonnay is a lively, vibrant wine with a personality as engaging as a night of comedy. Here’s to a wine that’s as entertaining as it is refined – a true toast to humor and quality in every glass! Cheers! #chardonnay #winereview #yum #wineporn #xratedwines #winereviews

2019 Kistler Chardonnay Les Noisetiers, Sonoma

Maybe the Robin Williams of Chard? The Kistler, Les Noisetiers Chardonnay 2019 is like the best stand-up comedian you’ve ever seen, but in a bottle – witty, unexpected, and delightfully sharp. Its aroma teases with citrus and oak, like a comic’s clever opening line. The first sip? A punchline of crisp apple, lemon, and a hint of nuttiness, as refreshing and sharp as a comedian’s quip. And the finish – it’s the mic drop. It lingers with satisfaction, leaving you amused and a bit surprised. This Chardonnay is a masterclass in balance, much like a well-crafted joke, layered yet approachable.

Wine X Sez: XX 1/2+ In short, Kistler’s Chardonnay is a lively, vibrant wine with a personality as engaging as a night of comedy. Here’s to a wine that’s as entertaining as it is refined – a true toast to humor and quality in every glass! Cheers! #chardonnay #winereview #yum #wineporn #xratedwines #winereviews
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The 2021 La Torte De Veglia Cabernet Sauvignon is ...

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The 2021 La Torte De Veglia Cabernet Sauvignon is like the Ryan Reynolds of wines - charming, a bit cheeky, and unexpectedly complex. Sniffing this wine is like diving into Deadpool's mind: a whirlwind of dark fruits, with a smirk of oak and a wink of earthy notes. Sipping it? It’s like watching Reynolds nail a perfect punchline - smooth, with a bold blend of acidity and tannins that playfully jabs at your taste buds. Each flavor layer - from the brooding plum to that mischievous spice - is like a perfectly timed quip in a blockbuster script. This wine doesn't just have character; it has charisma, with a taste as memorable as Reynolds' on-screen antics. For those ready to uncork a bottle of fun with a side of edginess, this Cabernet Sauvignon is your co-star. Lights, camera, action - this wine's ready to steal the show!  Wine X sez : XX. #xratedwines #winereviews #wine #cabernetsauvignon #yum #foodporn

The 2021 La Torte De Veglia Cabernet Sauvignon is like the Ryan Reynolds of wines - charming, a bit cheeky, and unexpectedly complex. Sniffing this wine is like diving into Deadpool's mind: a whirlwind of dark fruits, with a smirk of oak and a wink of earthy notes. Sipping it? It’s like watching Reynolds nail a perfect punchline - smooth, with a bold blend of acidity and tannins that playfully jabs at your taste buds. Each flavor layer - from the brooding plum to that mischievous spice - is like a perfectly timed quip in a blockbuster script. This wine doesn't just have character; it has charisma, with a taste as memorable as Reynolds' on-screen antics. For those ready to uncork a bottle of fun with a side of edginess, this Cabernet Sauvignon is your co-star. Lights, camera, action - this wine's ready to steal the show! Wine X sez : XX. #xratedwines #winereviews #wine #cabernetsauvignon #yum #foodporn ...

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Nessus Dorma 2019 Super Tuscan: A Sultry Symphony ...

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Nessus Dorma 2019 Super Tuscan: A Sultry Symphony in a Bottle

Dive into the Nessus Dorma 2019 and find a world where dark cherries flirt with spicy oak, and a hint of tobacco whispers secrets. Each sip is bold yet tender, a dance of flavors - dark fruits, chocolate, a splash of vanilla. It lingers, a smooth, spicy memory that begs for one more sip. This wine doesn’t just pair with dishes; it pairs with moments. Ready to flirt with your senses? 🍷 
Wine X sez: XX
#xratedwines #winereview #wineporn #yum  #foodporn

Nessus Dorma 2019 Super Tuscan: A Sultry Symphony in a Bottle

Dive into the Nessus Dorma 2019 and find a world where dark cherries flirt with spicy oak, and a hint of tobacco whispers secrets. Each sip is bold yet tender, a dance of flavors - dark fruits, chocolate, a splash of vanilla. It lingers, a smooth, spicy memory that begs for one more sip. This wine doesn’t just pair with dishes; it pairs with moments. Ready to flirt with your senses? 🍷
Wine X sez: XX
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2021 Mercato Pesce, Veneto, Italy Grab yer popcorn...

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2021 Mercato Pesce, Veneto, Italy Grab yer popcorn ‘cause this puppy is akin to a cinematic escapade featuring the sultry allure of a Sophia Loren….With whispers of clandestine fruits and fragrant blossoms, it’s a symphony of passionate flavors, dancing with a delicate balance of vivacious acidity and luxurious sweetnes…., offering a lingering, seductive kiss that leaves one longing for an encore. A true Venetian seduction in a bottle!  Wine X sez: XX  #xratedwines  #italianwine #wine #foodporn #yum.

2021 Mercato Pesce, Veneto, Italy Grab yer popcorn ‘cause this puppy is akin to a cinematic escapade featuring the sultry allure of a Sophia Loren….With whispers of clandestine fruits and fragrant blossoms, it’s a symphony of passionate flavors, dancing with a delicate balance of vivacious acidity and luxurious sweetnes…., offering a lingering, seductive kiss that leaves one longing for an encore. A true Venetian seduction in a bottle! Wine X sez: XX #xratedwines #italianwine #wine #foodporn #yum. ...

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Lambert Estate "Thoroughbred" Cabernet ...

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Lambert Estate "Thoroughbred" Cabernet Sauvignon 2019 -  This is the Kate Moss of Aussie Cabernets. A sultry aroma of dark mysteries, it's a flirtatious dance of blackcurrant and licorice with a cheeky oak tease. Think of a stolen kiss in a Parisian alley. This wine isn't just bold; it's audacious, making you crave its forbidden allure. The bad boy of wines, it's scandalous and utterly irresistible.
Wine X sez: XXX 🔥

#xratedwines #cabernetsauvignon #barossawine #barossavalley

Lambert Estate "Thoroughbred" Cabernet Sauvignon 2019 - This is the Kate Moss of Aussie Cabernets. A sultry aroma of dark mysteries, it's a flirtatious dance of blackcurrant and licorice with a cheeky oak tease. Think of a stolen kiss in a Parisian alley. This wine isn't just bold; it's audacious, making you crave its forbidden allure. The bad boy of wines, it's scandalous and utterly irresistible.
Wine X sez: XXX 🔥

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2020 Quivera Vineyards Alder Grover Ranch ...

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2020 Quivera Vineyards Alder Grover Ranch Sauvignon Blanc: Sultry, intense, and full of passion. Like Javier Bardem’s Anton Chigurh on a moonlit dance floor, it surprises with layers of depth. Each sip reveals a new facet – green apple, honeysuckle, and a lingering finish of zesty lime. Wine X Sez: XXX. No country for bad wine! #xratedwines #xratedwine #winereview #sonomawine #wine #foodporn

2020 Quivera Vineyards Alder Grover Ranch Sauvignon Blanc: Sultry, intense, and full of passion. Like Javier Bardem’s Anton Chigurh on a moonlit dance floor, it surprises with layers of depth. Each sip reveals a new facet – green apple, honeysuckle, and a lingering finish of zesty lime. Wine X Sez: XXX. No country for bad wine! #xratedwines #xratedwine #winereview #sonomawine #wine #foodporn ...

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2022 Whitehall Lane Pinot Noir Rosé Petaluma Gap....

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2022 Whitehall Lane Pinot Noir Rosé Petaluma Gap.  Elon Musk walking an old-school high wire.  Bright and thrill-seeking. Balanced through the finish.  Buy all you can find!  Wine X sez: XXX. #wineday #xratedwines #pinot #weekendvibes #winerating #sonomawine

2022 Whitehall Lane Pinot Noir Rosé Petaluma Gap. Elon Musk walking an old-school high wire. Bright and thrill-seeking. Balanced through the finish. Buy all you can find! Wine X sez: XXX. #wineday #xratedwines #pinot #weekendvibes #winerating #sonomawine ...

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2019 Terminim Cepages d’ Or Alder Springs ...

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2019 Terminim Cepages d’ Or Alder Springs Vineyard Mendocino.  Super cool Rhône white that has all of the taste of a fall potpourri. Apricot, vanilla, a little anise, a smidge of citrus.  This is the kind of bottle that  makes me thankful for wine.  Wine X Sez: XX1/2.  #thanksgiving #winereview #happy #foodporn #rhone #xratedwines

2019 Terminim Cepages d’ Or Alder Springs Vineyard Mendocino. Super cool Rhône white that has all of the taste of a fall potpourri. Apricot, vanilla, a little anise, a smidge of citrus. This is the kind of bottle that makes me thankful for wine. Wine X Sez: XX1/2. #thanksgiving #winereview #happy #foodporn #rhone #xratedwines ...

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2018 Jeff Rundquist 1448 (red table wine ), Sierra...

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2018 Jeff Rundquist 1448 (red table wine ), Sierra Foothiils.  Can’t think of a better way to give COVID the middle finger than to grab a great daily drinker & start your weekend early. This petite blend (Verdot & Sirah) is highly infectious!  Wine X sez: XX.  #xratedwines #wine #tgif #weekendvibes #saturdaynight #winerating

2018 Jeff Rundquist 1448 (red table wine ), Sierra Foothiils. Can’t think of a better way to give COVID the middle finger than to grab a great daily drinker & start your weekend early. This petite blend (Verdot & Sirah) is highly infectious! Wine X sez: XX. #xratedwines #wine #tgif #weekendvibes #saturdaynight #winerating ...

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2017 Zontes Footstep Blackberry Patch Cabernet ...

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2017 Zontes Footstep Blackberry Patch Cabernet & Fleurieu, Australia.  Seriously, when was the last time that you tried to pour and you were shocked that the bottle was all gone ?  Wine X Sez XXX.  Really this is some bad ass juice my friends #wine #australianwine #mcclaren #foodporn #wine #xratedwines

2017 Zontes Footstep Blackberry Patch Cabernet & Fleurieu, Australia. Seriously, when was the last time that you tried to pour and you were shocked that the bottle was all gone ? Wine X Sez XXX. Really this is some bad ass juice my friends #wine #australianwine #mcclaren #foodporn #wine #xratedwines ...

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Wifey Rose Sparking Wine. Veneto, Italy. Tart ...

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Wifey Rose Sparking Wine.  Veneto, Italy.  Tart and fun. Tiny bubbles, but a big burst.  No wifey jokes for me today, this one is a keeper.  Wine X Sez: XX.  #xratedwines #sparklingwine #italianfood #italian #wine

Wifey Rose Sparking Wine. Veneto, Italy. Tart and fun. Tiny bubbles, but a big burst. No wifey jokes for me today, this one is a keeper. Wine X Sez: XX. #xratedwines #sparklingwine #italianfood #italian #wine ...

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2017 Zontes Footsteps Baron Von Nemesis Shiraz ...

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2017 Zontes Footsteps Baron Von Nemesis Shiraz Barossa good tunes and good juice tonight.  This one is a burst of cherries and a touch of tobacco on the finish.  Delightful wine to help slip into a weekend. Wine X sez: XX. #xratedwines #wine #shiraz #foodporn #music

2017 Zontes Footsteps Baron Von Nemesis Shiraz Barossa good tunes and good juice tonight. This one is a burst of cherries and a touch of tobacco on the finish. Delightful wine to help slip into a weekend. Wine X sez: XX. #xratedwines #wine #shiraz #foodporn #music ...

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The blizzard blues brought me to this bottle. ...

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The blizzard blues brought me to this bottle.  Found a open Italian place near my hotel, and then found a liquor store next door.  2014 North by Northwest Red Blend Columbia Valley.  Another example why I like Washington reds.  My new Syrah-ish friend, I like you many X’s more than Southwest Airlines now. Wine X sez XX #xratedwines #foodporn #wine

The blizzard blues brought me to this bottle. Found a open Italian place near my hotel, and then found a liquor store next door. 2014 North by Northwest Red Blend Columbia Valley. Another example why I like Washington reds. My new Syrah-ish friend, I like you many X’s more than Southwest Airlines now. Wine X sez XX #xratedwines #foodporn #wine ...

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Do you ever pop a bottle and wonder “where the F...

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Do you ever pop a bottle and wonder “where the F did I get this one? “  love to figure it out because this one is bad ass.  Foundry Cab Oakville Six Acre Vineyard 2011.  IM ON FIRE BABY.  Wine X sez XXX.  Sizzle.  #xratedwines #winereviews #cabernetsauvignon #napavalley #oakville #wine #foodporn

Do you ever pop a bottle and wonder “where the F did I get this one? “ love to figure it out because this one is bad ass. Foundry Cab Oakville Six Acre Vineyard 2011. IM ON FIRE BABY. Wine X sez XXX. Sizzle. #xratedwines #winereviews #cabernetsauvignon #napavalley #oakville #wine #foodporn ...

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2014 Talbots RFT Diamond T Estate Pinot Noir. ...

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2014 Talbots RFT Diamond T Estate Pinot Noir.  Black cherries, cinnamon, and maybe a lil’ chalk.  What time is it? It’s DRINKIN TIME.  Wine X sez XXX all night long.  #wine #winereview #xratedwines #pinot #foodporn

2014 Talbots RFT Diamond T Estate Pinot Noir. Black cherries, cinnamon, and maybe a lil’ chalk. What time is it? It’s DRINKIN TIME. Wine X sez XXX all night long. #wine #winereview #xratedwines #pinot #foodporn ...

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2018 Bernard Magrez Cotes Du Rhone Villages Plan ...

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2018 Bernard Magrez Cotes Du Rhone Villages Plan De Dieu. Ever had a brain freeze drinking a slushy?  I think I had one gulping this Rhone.  Wine X Sez: XX #wine #xratedwine #foodporn #rhonewine #xratedwines

2018 Bernard Magrez Cotes Du Rhone Villages Plan De Dieu. Ever had a brain freeze drinking a slushy? I think I had one gulping this Rhone. Wine X Sez: XX #wine #xratedwine #foodporn #rhonewine #xratedwines ...

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2011 Ernie Els Proprietors Red delightful barn ...

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2011 Ernie Els Proprietors Red  delightful barn find at the back of the cellar.  Happy day, happy day!  9 year old cherry Kool-Aide.  No juice pack required Wine X sez : XX1/2.  I’d drink again #xratedwine #wine #foodporn #yummy #xratedwines

2011 Ernie Els Proprietors Red delightful barn find at the back of the cellar. Happy day, happy day! 9 year old cherry Kool-Aide. No juice pack required Wine X sez : XX1/2. I’d drink again #xratedwine #wine #foodporn #yummy #xratedwines ...

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2017 Crossbarn Cabernet Sauvignon Napa One of ...

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2017 Crossbarn Cabernet Sauvignon Napa  One of Paul Hobbs’ family of wines.  Imagine the perfect Manhattan topped with a perfect cherry, and begging for one more.... of both :) that’s this glass.  Wine X sez: XX.  This is a really easy, comfortable cab.  #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #napa

2017 Crossbarn Cabernet Sauvignon Napa One of Paul Hobbs’ family of wines. Imagine the perfect Manhattan topped with a perfect cherry, and begging for one more.... of both 🙂 that’s this glass. Wine X sez: XX. This is a really easy, comfortable cab. #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #napa ...

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2017 Rabbit Ridge Allure de Robles Rhone Red Paso....

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2017 Rabbit Ridge Allure de Robles Rhone Red Paso.  Tasting a lot of G & S. Not much M, but that doesn’t mean it’s not Mmmmmmmmm. Mind blowing for a daily.  Know what I mean?  Wine X sez: XX and no shame, all smiles.  #xratedwines #wine #foodporn #pasorobles #gsm

2017 Rabbit Ridge Allure de Robles Rhone Red Paso. Tasting a lot of G & S. Not much M, but that doesn’t mean it’s not Mmmmmmmmm. Mind blowing for a daily. Know what I mean? Wine X sez: XX and no shame, all smiles. #xratedwines #wine #foodporn #pasorobles #gsm ...

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2019 The Vice Wines “The House”Pinot Noir ...

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2019 The Vice Wines “The House”Pinot Noir Napa-Carneros.  Strawberry and blackberry. Sinfully gulpable.  Are some vices worth burning for? Nodding slow.  Wine X sez: XX and testing excommunication!  #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #pinotnoir

2019 The Vice Wines “The House”Pinot Noir Napa-Carneros. Strawberry and blackberry. Sinfully gulpable. Are some vices worth burning for? Nodding slow. Wine X sez: XX and testing excommunication! #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #pinotnoir ...

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2017 Ridge Zinfandel Wild Cattle Creek Vineyards....

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2017 Ridge Zinfandel Wild Cattle Creek Vineyards.  You know how some zins are syrupy and port-like? That’s not this guy. He’s balanced and all finesse.  Blue and red fruits plus some baking spice.  This one’s bad ass.  Wine X sez: XX1/2.  And twice on Sundays. #wine #xratedwines #zin #zinfandel

2017 Ridge Zinfandel Wild Cattle Creek Vineyards. You know how some zins are syrupy and port-like? That’s not this guy. He’s balanced and all finesse. Blue and red fruits plus some baking spice. This one’s bad ass. Wine X sez: XX1/2. And twice on Sundays. #wine #xratedwines #zin #zinfandel ...

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2017 Artevino Estate Chardonnay Yorkville ...

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2017 Artevino Estate Chardonnay Yorkville Highlands.  Imagine foreplay on a newly Pledge-polished four poster bed.  Lots of citrus, a little creamy, and a pouty face if you make me wait for more.  Wine X Sez XX1/2 with a devious smile.  #wine #chardonnay #xratedwines #foodie #foodporn

2017 Artevino Estate Chardonnay Yorkville Highlands. Imagine foreplay on a newly Pledge-polished four poster bed. Lots of citrus, a little creamy, and a pouty face if you make me wait for more. Wine X Sez XX1/2 with a devious smile. #wine #chardonnay #xratedwines #foodie #foodporn ...

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2018 Decoy Rose California. Just seeing if the ...

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2018 Decoy Rose California.  Just seeing if the rumors were true... paired with a lil roasted rosemary chikin’. Do I taste a lil Pinot from the waterfowl portfolio?  Perhaps! This is Captain Marvel saving the world. Sexy & bad ass at the same time!  XX! And an extra X on a hot summer day.  cheers! #xratedwines #wine #rosé #foodporn

2018 Decoy Rose California. Just seeing if the rumors were true... paired with a lil roasted rosemary chikin’. Do I taste a lil Pinot from the waterfowl portfolio? Perhaps! This is Captain Marvel saving the world. Sexy & bad ass at the same time! XX! And an extra X on a hot summer day. cheers! #xratedwines #wine #rosé #foodporn ...

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2017 Hahn Chardonnay Monterey County. I’m ...

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2017 Hahn Chardonnay Monterey County.  I’m thinking Dr. Fauci in a SpongeBob toon.  Tropical, bright, straight forward and believable.  Wine X sez: X1/2 ..delicious &  delightful #wine #chardonnay #monterey #foodie #foodstagram #xratedwines

2017 Hahn Chardonnay Monterey County. I’m thinking Dr. Fauci in a SpongeBob toon. Tropical, bright, straight forward and believable. Wine X sez: X1/2 ..delicious & delightful #wine #chardonnay #monterey #foodie #foodstagram #xratedwines ...

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2018 Folded Hills August White Wine Santa Ynez ...

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2018 Folded Hills August White Wine Santa Ynez Valley.  Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Just like Natalie Portman, this one is tart but really bright.  Wine X sez: a crisp & clean XX #wine #santaynezvalley #foodporn #xratedwines

2018 Folded Hills August White Wine Santa Ynez Valley. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Just like Natalie Portman, this one is tart but really bright. Wine X sez: a crisp & clean XX #wine #santaynezvalley #foodporn #xratedwines ...

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2019 Les Muraires Duce Vie Tentation Rose Cotes de...

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2019 Les Muraires Duce Vie Tentation Rose Cotes de Provence  Dry for now, wet if you take a step to the edge.  Perfect virgin sacrifice to the gods of summer pasta night.  Wine X sez:  X1/2 weeeeeeeee!  #xratedwines #rose #roseallday #wine #foodporn

2019 Les Muraires Duce Vie Tentation Rose Cotes de Provence Dry for now, wet if you take a step to the edge. Perfect virgin sacrifice to the gods of summer pasta night. Wine X sez: X1/2 weeeeeeeee! #xratedwines #rose #roseallday #wine #foodporn ...

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2018 Eden Rift Vineyards Chard. Valliant Vineyards...

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2018 Eden Rift Vineyards Chard. Valliant Vineyards Central Coast.  Imagine sucking on a mouth full of Lemonheads listening to Jefferson Airplane.  We gotz citrus, and we sure got acid.  This bottle is  Somebody To Love... Wine X sez: A trippy XX #xratedwines  #wine #chardonnay  #foodporn

2018 Eden Rift Vineyards Chard. Valliant Vineyards Central Coast. Imagine sucking on a mouth full of Lemonheads listening to Jefferson Airplane. We gotz citrus, and we sure got acid. This bottle is Somebody To Love... Wine X sez: A trippy XX #xratedwines #wine #chardonnay #foodporn ...

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2017 Jeff Runquist R Petite Sirah Salman Vineyards...

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2017 Jeff Runquist R Petite Sirah Salman Vineyards Clarksburg.  Boysenberry, blackberry, a little mocha, a bit of white pepper.  This one is nice.  Just like the first written manuscript of Caligula .... deep & inky and hot.  Wine X sez: XX1/2.  Really loved. #xratedwines #wineporn #wine

2017 Jeff Runquist R Petite Sirah Salman Vineyards Clarksburg. Boysenberry, blackberry, a little mocha, a bit of white pepper. This one is nice. Just like the first written manuscript of Caligula .... deep & inky and hot. Wine X sez: XX1/2. Really loved. #xratedwines #wineporn #wine ...

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2017 Kate Arnold Cabernet Washington. Trivia Day ...

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2017 Kate Arnold Cabernet Washington.  Trivia Day review: what’s velvety like a blindfold, leathery like a whip, and chocolate like the drizzle on...... yes it’s It’s Kate Arnold’s cab.  Wine X says XX + smack that glass.  #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #cabernetsauvignon

2017 Kate Arnold Cabernet Washington. Trivia Day review: what’s velvety like a blindfold, leathery like a whip, and chocolate like the drizzle on...... yes it’s It’s Kate Arnold’s cab. Wine X says XX + smack that glass. #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #cabernetsauvignon ...

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2019 Folded Hills Lilly Rose Rosé Santa Ynez ...

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2019 Folded Hills Lilly Rose Rosé Santa Ynez Valley.  The whole Victoria Secret model team sipping on strawberry lemonade.  Mind blowing gulp.  I’d lick if I could too.  Wine X says.... XXX in my imagination and reality too #xratedwines #wine #foodie #foodporn #yum

2019 Folded Hills Lilly Rose Rosé Santa Ynez Valley. The whole Victoria Secret model team sipping on strawberry lemonade. Mind blowing gulp. I’d lick if I could too. Wine X says.... XXX in my imagination and reality too #xratedwines #wine #foodie #foodporn #yum ...

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2009 Stonehedge Cabernet Napa. Clove vanilla and ...

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2009 Stonehedge Cabernet Napa.  Clove vanilla and berries.  It’s like Christmas in a glass.. I’ve been a good boy this year Santa..... Wine X sez: X1/2 and maybe more if the holiday means I get a bj.  #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #napa

2009 Stonehedge Cabernet Napa. Clove vanilla and berries. It’s like Christmas in a glass.. I’ve been a good boy this year Santa..... Wine X sez: X1/2 and maybe more if the holiday means I get a bj. #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #napa ...

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2018 Crossbarn Chardonnay Sonoma Coast Am I ...

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2018 Crossbarn Chardonnay Sonoma Coast  Am I levitating or did I fall in the pool?  Who knows.  But no mystery in the bottle... classic reference Sonoma Coast.  Wine X says: XX and a skinnydip away from another X. #xratedwines #wine #foodporn #yum

2018 Crossbarn Chardonnay Sonoma Coast Am I levitating or did I fall in the pool? Who knows. But no mystery in the bottle... classic reference Sonoma Coast. Wine X says: XX and a skinnydip away from another X. #xratedwines #wine #foodporn #yum ...

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2017 Jeff Runquist Petit Verdot. Damir Ranch, ...

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2017 Jeff Runquist Petit Verdot. Damir Ranch, Stanislaw County CA.  Big and Intesnse.  Why be satisfied with “handful” when you can go all the way to “mouthful”!!! Wine X Says: XX.  #xratedwines. #foodporn #wine #wineblogger🍷 #foodie

2017 Jeff Runquist Petit Verdot. Damir Ranch, Stanislaw County CA. Big and Intesnse. Why be satisfied with “handful” when you can go all the way to “mouthful”!!! Wine X Says: XX. #xratedwines. #foodporn #wine #wineblogger🍷 #foodie ...

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OMG. This Tahini label reads like a Wine X ...

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OMG.  This Tahini label reads like a Wine X review! LOL #xratedwines #winex #wine #foodporn #foodie

OMG. This Tahini label reads like a Wine X review! LOL #xratedwines #winex #wine #foodporn #foodie ...

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2017 Maple Creek Estate Chardonnay. Medoncino. ...

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Apr 2

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2017 Maple Creek Estate Chardonnay. Medoncino.  Trip to the Caribbean  but leaving your lil’ blue pills at home.  Tropical fruit and only a little wood.  It’s really a nice chard. Wine x Sez: XX #xratedwines #wine #foodie #foodporn #mendocino

2017 Maple Creek Estate Chardonnay. Medoncino. Trip to the Caribbean but leaving your lil’ blue pills at home. Tropical fruit and only a little wood. It’s really a nice chard. Wine x Sez: XX #xratedwines #wine #foodie #foodporn #mendocino ...

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2018 Zontes Footsteps Shades of Gris (Pinot Gris) ...

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2018 Zontes Footsteps Shades of Gris (Pinot Gris) Adelaide Hills, Australia.  Big melon and pear... which is too easy for a Wine X review. Think fresh bedsheets, lemon oil and a whip.  A crisp pop and  a zing.  Wine X says: XX fo’ sure. #xratedwines #sexy #wine #foodporn #yum

2018 Zontes Footsteps Shades of Gris (Pinot Gris) Adelaide Hills, Australia. Big melon and pear... which is too easy for a Wine X review. Think fresh bedsheets, lemon oil and a whip. A crisp pop and a zing. Wine X says: XX fo’ sure. #xratedwines #sexy #wine #foodporn #yum ...

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2018 Clarice Wine Co. Pinot SLH. Chip and Joanna ...

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2018 Clarice Wine Co. Pinot SLH. Chip and Joanna Gaines, you know…. but, a wine. Sneaky-sexy on their own, but nicely balancing each other out. 
Wine X Says: XXX and not really caring who wears the pants. Or who doesn’t 🙂 #xratedwines #wine #foodporn #foodie #pinotnoir

2018 Clarice Wine Co. Pinot SLH. Chip and Joanna Gaines, you know…. but, a wine. Sneaky-sexy on their own, but nicely balancing each other out.
Wine X Says: XXX and not really caring who wears the pants. Or who doesn’t 🙂 #xratedwines #wine #foodporn #foodie #pinotnoir
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2017 Mumbo Jumbo Pinot California. Appropriate ...

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2017 Mumbo Jumbo Pinot California.  Appropriate that it’s branded like a kids game because its as tasty as grape Kool-Aid.  A new wine drinkers dream.  Wine X Sez: an easy X 1/2 and a sippy cup away from XX #wine #winelover #winetasting #yummy #foodie #foodporn #xratedwines

2017 Mumbo Jumbo Pinot California. Appropriate that it’s branded like a kids game because its as tasty as grape Kool-Aid. A new wine drinkers dream. Wine X Sez: an easy X 1/2 and a sippy cup away from XX #wine #winelover #winetasting #yummy #foodie #foodporn #xratedwines ...

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2017 Jeff Runquist Barbera Amador. Delicious ...

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2017 Jeff Runquist Barbera Amador.  Delicious berries and a lil’ butterscotch.  Bunkering down and not coming out ‘till this bottle is done.  Wine X Sez: XXX and wanting more.  #wine #xratedwines #amadorcounty #food #yummy

2017 Jeff Runquist Barbera Amador. Delicious berries and a lil’ butterscotch. Bunkering down and not coming out ‘till this bottle is done. Wine X Sez: XXX and wanting more. #wine #xratedwines #amadorcounty #food #yummy ...

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2016 Russell Family Vineyards LPR Reserve. Paso....

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Mar 10

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2016 Russell Family Vineyards LPR Reserve.  Paso.  Imagine if The Rock played Austin Powers... Stong enough to  take on anything, rich, and totally shag-able.  Wine X says XXX & easily worth One Milllyawn Dollars #wine #yum #xratedwines #pasorobles #pasorobleswine #foodporn

2016 Russell Family Vineyards LPR Reserve. Paso. Imagine if The Rock played Austin Powers... Stong enough to take on anything, rich, and totally shag-able. Wine X says XXX & easily worth One Milllyawn Dollars #wine #yum #xratedwines #pasorobles #pasorobleswine #foodporn ...

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2018 Treasure Hunter School Night Red, Red Table ...

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Feb 28

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2018 Treasure Hunter School Night Red, Red Table Wine, California - Dr Pimple Popper in a canoe with a bottomless goblet o’ raspberry Dippin’Dots.  Lots of chill fruit flavors bustin’ out. Wine X sez: Coastin’ in at a satisfying X1/2, aye matey #xratedwines #wine #winedrunk #kitfox

2018 Treasure Hunter School Night Red, Red Table Wine, California - Dr Pimple Popper in a canoe with a bottomless goblet o’ raspberry Dippin’Dots. Lots of chill fruit flavors bustin’ out. Wine X sez: Coastin’ in at a satisfying X1/2, aye matey #xratedwines #wine #winedrunk #kitfox ...

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2016 Russell Family Vineyards OVZ Paso. Imagine ...

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2016 Russell Family Vineyards OVZ Paso.  Imagine gettin a valentines gift of Laffy Taffy, salsa dancing lessons and a little blue pill.  Its huuuggge... what else matters? Wine X sez: This is zinfully XXX #xratedwines #wine #zinfandel

2016 Russell Family Vineyards OVZ Paso. Imagine gettin a valentines gift of Laffy Taffy, salsa dancing lessons and a little blue pill. Its huuuggge... what else matters? Wine X sez: This is zinfully XXX #xratedwines #wine #zinfandel ...

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2014 Loring Chard Rosella’s Vineyard SLH. Salma...

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2014 Loring Chard Rosella’s Vineyard SLH.  Salma Hayek’s Oscars dress + a Harry & David delivery.  White pear, and a lotta body....But ain’t no pear-body nosiree! WineX says XX1/2.  Take a bite! #xratedwines #wine #chardonnay

2014 Loring Chard Rosella’s Vineyard SLH. Salma Hayek’s Oscars dress + a Harry & David delivery. White pear, and a lotta body....But ain’t no pear-body nosiree! WineX says XX1/2. Take a bite! #xratedwines #wine #chardonnay ...

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2016 Rabbit Ridge Zin Paso Westside. Gettin’ in...

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2016 Rabbit Ridge Zin Paso Westside.  Gettin’ in an a food fight with Leo DiCaprio at a Jamba Juice.  A hot, sexy, vanilla & mixed berry pop in the mouth. I won’t even duck next time.  Wine X sez XX all the way #xratedwines #wine #zin

2016 Rabbit Ridge Zin Paso Westside. Gettin’ in an a food fight with Leo DiCaprio at a Jamba Juice. A hot, sexy, vanilla & mixed berry pop in the mouth. I won’t even duck next time. Wine X sez XX all the way #xratedwines #wine #zin ...

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2017 Hahn Cabernet Sauvignon California. Elvis ...

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2017 Hahn Cabernet Sauvignon California.  Elvis not-so-incognito shopping in Sephora.  Velvety and perfumey with flair.  Wine X says X1/2  plus a hunk a hunk of mmmm. #wine #cabernetsauvignon #xratedwines

2017 Hahn Cabernet Sauvignon California. Elvis not-so-incognito shopping in Sephora. Velvety and perfumey with flair. Wine X says X1/2 plus a hunk a hunk of mmmm. #wine #cabernetsauvignon #xratedwines ...

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2017 Zontes Footsteps Hills Are Alive Shiraz ...

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2017 Zontes Footsteps Hills Are Alive Shiraz Adelaide Hills:  So berry spicy, so blue-tiful .... hey sexy, wanna come play my Strat?  Wine X Says..XX + a power chord.  #wine #shiraz #syrah #xratedwines

2017 Zontes Footsteps Hills Are Alive Shiraz Adelaide Hills: So berry spicy, so blue-tiful .... hey sexy, wanna come play my Strat? Wine X Says..XX + a power chord. #wine #shiraz #syrah #xratedwines ...

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Peake Ranch Bellis Noir Sta Rita Hills 2017 - ...

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Jan 27

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Peake Ranch Bellis Noir Sta Rita Hills 2017 - Think John Wayne in a pissed off mood.  Ain’t no doubt this one is an ass kicker. An easy XXX with some serious admiration to boot @peakeranchwines #wine #xratedwines #syrah

Peake Ranch Bellis Noir Sta Rita Hills 2017 - Think John Wayne in a pissed off mood. Ain’t no doubt this one is an ass kicker. An easy XXX with some serious admiration to boot @peakeranchwines #wine #xratedwines #syrah ...

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Russell Family Vineyards Seventy 2017: Imagine ...

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Russell Family Vineyards Seventy 2017: Imagine Taylor Swift and Violet Beauregarde wrestling in blueberry jello. There’s a lot going on here and it’s alllll good.  Wine X says an easy XX1/2 and you’ll get the extra half if you can wait a few years #wine #cabernetsauvignon #pasowine @russellfamilyvineyard #xratedwines

Russell Family Vineyards Seventy 2017: Imagine Taylor Swift and Violet Beauregarde wrestling in blueberry jello. There’s a lot going on here and it’s alllll good. Wine X says an easy XX1/2 and you’ll get the extra half if you can wait a few years #wine #cabernetsauvignon #pasowine @russellfamilyvineyard #xratedwines ...

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Kate Arnold 2017 Columbia Valley Cab: Like ...

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Jan 13

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Kate Arnold 2017 Columbia Valley Cab:  Like gettin’ a Bumble email from Selena Gomez’s secret account.  Sexy & surprising. God yes! XX 1/2  and hoping for a second date. #wine #xratedwines #cabernetsauvignon @katearnoldwines

Kate Arnold 2017 Columbia Valley Cab: Like gettin’ a Bumble email from Selena Gomez’s secret account. Sexy & surprising. God yes! XX 1/2 and hoping for a second date. #wine #xratedwines #cabernetsauvignon @katearnoldwines ...

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Boneshaker Zinfandel 2017: Juicy, peppery Filet ...

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Jan 8

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Boneshaker Zinfandel 2017:  Juicy, peppery Filet Mignon on a popsicle stick.... can I lick you ? What if bite?  Delicious for an every day drinker. Wine X sez: XX every day and twice on Sunday. @hahnwines #xratedwines #wine #zin #zinfandel

Boneshaker Zinfandel 2017: Juicy, peppery Filet Mignon on a popsicle stick.... can I lick you ? What if bite? Delicious for an every day drinker. Wine X sez: XX every day and twice on Sunday. @hahnwines #xratedwines #wine #zin #zinfandel ...

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Z Force 2014. Think Gary Clark Jr cranked up ...

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Z Force 2014.  Think Gary Clark Jr cranked up during hot yoga.  Busting out with spicy jam and balance.  I’m breathless by choice. An easy XX.  #wine #xratedwines #friday @zontesfootstep #garyclarkjr #hotyoga

Z Force 2014. Think Gary Clark Jr cranked up during hot yoga. Busting out with spicy jam and balance. I’m breathless by choice. An easy XX. #wine #xratedwines #friday @zontesfootstep #garyclarkjr #hotyoga ...

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May your #2020 start with a lotta #style and a ...

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May your #2020 start with a lotta #style and a little #crazy!!! Cheers! #wine #winedrunk #yummy #xratedwines

May your #2020 start with a lotta #style and a little #crazy!!! Cheers! #wine #winedrunk #yummy #xratedwines ...

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2016 Chateau Montelena Chardonnay Napa. Picture ...

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2016 Chateau Montelena Chardonnay Napa.  Picture Eddie Murphy gettin’ tricky on a skateboard:  Signature OG that has never been better.  Bright and complex with a zippy ‘tude.  I’m sad that I forgot how really good you are.  Wine X sez: XXX with a snarky nod.  @chmontelena #wine #chardonnay #yum #wine #hehe #xratedwines

2016 Chateau Montelena Chardonnay Napa. Picture Eddie Murphy gettin’ tricky on a skateboard: Signature OG that has never been better. Bright and complex with a zippy ‘tude. I’m sad that I forgot how really good you are. Wine X sez: XXX with a snarky nod. @chmontelena #wine #chardonnay #yum #wine #hehe #xratedwines ...

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