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2019 Terminim Cepages d’ Or Alder Springs ...

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2019 Terminim Cepages d’ Or Alder Springs Vineyard Mendocino.  Super cool Rhône white that has all of the taste of a fall potpourri. Apricot, vanilla, a little anise, a smidge of citrus.  This is the kind of bottle that  makes me thankful for wine.  Wine X Sez: XX1/2.  #thanksgiving #winereview #happy #foodporn #rhone #xratedwines

2019 Terminim Cepages d’ Or Alder Springs Vineyard Mendocino. Super cool Rhône white that has all of the taste of a fall potpourri. Apricot, vanilla, a little anise, a smidge of citrus. This is the kind of bottle that makes me thankful for wine. Wine X Sez: XX1/2. #thanksgiving #winereview #happy #foodporn #rhone #xratedwines ...

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2018 Jeff Rundquist 1448 (red table wine ), Sierra...

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2018 Jeff Rundquist 1448 (red table wine ), Sierra Foothiils.  Can’t think of a better way to give COVID the middle finger than to grab a great daily drinker & start your weekend early. This petite blend (Verdot & Sirah) is highly infectious!  Wine X sez: XX.  #xratedwines #wine #tgif #weekendvibes #saturdaynight #winerating

2018 Jeff Rundquist 1448 (red table wine ), Sierra Foothiils. Can’t think of a better way to give COVID the middle finger than to grab a great daily drinker & start your weekend early. This petite blend (Verdot & Sirah) is highly infectious! Wine X sez: XX. #xratedwines #wine #tgif #weekendvibes #saturdaynight #winerating ...

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2017 Zontes Footstep Blackberry Patch Cabernet ...

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2017 Zontes Footstep Blackberry Patch Cabernet & Fleurieu, Australia.  Seriously, when was the last time that you tried to pour and you were shocked that the bottle was all gone ?  Wine X Sez XXX.  Really this is some bad ass juice my friends #wine #australianwine #mcclaren #foodporn #wine #xratedwines

2017 Zontes Footstep Blackberry Patch Cabernet & Fleurieu, Australia. Seriously, when was the last time that you tried to pour and you were shocked that the bottle was all gone ? Wine X Sez XXX. Really this is some bad ass juice my friends #wine #australianwine #mcclaren #foodporn #wine #xratedwines ...

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Wifey Rose Sparking Wine. Veneto, Italy. Tart ...

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Wifey Rose Sparking Wine.  Veneto, Italy.  Tart and fun. Tiny bubbles, but a big burst.  No wifey jokes for me today, this one is a keeper.  Wine X Sez: XX.  #xratedwines #sparklingwine #italianfood #italian #wine

Wifey Rose Sparking Wine. Veneto, Italy. Tart and fun. Tiny bubbles, but a big burst. No wifey jokes for me today, this one is a keeper. Wine X Sez: XX. #xratedwines #sparklingwine #italianfood #italian #wine ...

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2017 Zontes Footsteps Baron Von Nemesis Shiraz ...

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2017 Zontes Footsteps Baron Von Nemesis Shiraz Barossa good tunes and good juice tonight.  This one is a burst of cherries and a touch of tobacco on the finish.  Delightful wine to help slip into a weekend. Wine X sez: XX. #xratedwines #wine #shiraz #foodporn #music

2017 Zontes Footsteps Baron Von Nemesis Shiraz Barossa good tunes and good juice tonight. This one is a burst of cherries and a touch of tobacco on the finish. Delightful wine to help slip into a weekend. Wine X sez: XX. #xratedwines #wine #shiraz #foodporn #music ...

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The blizzard blues brought me to this bottle. ...

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The blizzard blues brought me to this bottle.  Found a open Italian place near my hotel, and then found a liquor store next door.  2014 North by Northwest Red Blend Columbia Valley.  Another example why I like Washington reds.  My new Syrah-ish friend, I like you many X’s more than Southwest Airlines now. Wine X sez XX #xratedwines #foodporn #wine

The blizzard blues brought me to this bottle. Found a open Italian place near my hotel, and then found a liquor store next door. 2014 North by Northwest Red Blend Columbia Valley. Another example why I like Washington reds. My new Syrah-ish friend, I like you many X’s more than Southwest Airlines now. Wine X sez XX #xratedwines #foodporn #wine ...

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Do you ever pop a bottle and wonder “where the F...

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Do you ever pop a bottle and wonder “where the F did I get this one? “  love to figure it out because this one is bad ass.  Foundry Cab Oakville Six Acre Vineyard 2011.  IM ON FIRE BABY.  Wine X sez XXX.  Sizzle.  #xratedwines #winereviews #cabernetsauvignon #napavalley #oakville #wine #foodporn

Do you ever pop a bottle and wonder “where the F did I get this one? “ love to figure it out because this one is bad ass. Foundry Cab Oakville Six Acre Vineyard 2011. IM ON FIRE BABY. Wine X sez XXX. Sizzle. #xratedwines #winereviews #cabernetsauvignon #napavalley #oakville #wine #foodporn ...

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2014 Talbots RFT Diamond T Estate Pinot Noir. ...

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2014 Talbots RFT Diamond T Estate Pinot Noir.  Black cherries, cinnamon, and maybe a lil’ chalk.  What time is it? It’s DRINKIN TIME.  Wine X sez XXX all night long.  #wine #winereview #xratedwines #pinot #foodporn

2014 Talbots RFT Diamond T Estate Pinot Noir. Black cherries, cinnamon, and maybe a lil’ chalk. What time is it? It’s DRINKIN TIME. Wine X sez XXX all night long. #wine #winereview #xratedwines #pinot #foodporn ...

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2018 Bernard Magrez Cotes Du Rhone Villages Plan ...

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2018 Bernard Magrez Cotes Du Rhone Villages Plan De Dieu. Ever had a brain freeze drinking a slushy?  I think I had one gulping this Rhone.  Wine X Sez: XX #wine #xratedwine #foodporn #rhonewine #xratedwines

2018 Bernard Magrez Cotes Du Rhone Villages Plan De Dieu. Ever had a brain freeze drinking a slushy? I think I had one gulping this Rhone. Wine X Sez: XX #wine #xratedwine #foodporn #rhonewine #xratedwines ...

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2011 Ernie Els Proprietors Red delightful barn ...

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2011 Ernie Els Proprietors Red  delightful barn find at the back of the cellar.  Happy day, happy day!  9 year old cherry Kool-Aide.  No juice pack required Wine X sez : XX1/2.  I’d drink again #xratedwine #wine #foodporn #yummy #xratedwines

2011 Ernie Els Proprietors Red delightful barn find at the back of the cellar. Happy day, happy day! 9 year old cherry Kool-Aide. No juice pack required Wine X sez : XX1/2. I’d drink again #xratedwine #wine #foodporn #yummy #xratedwines ...

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2017 Crossbarn Cabernet Sauvignon Napa One of ...

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2017 Crossbarn Cabernet Sauvignon Napa  One of Paul Hobbs’ family of wines.  Imagine the perfect Manhattan topped with a perfect cherry, and begging for one more.... of both :) that’s this glass.  Wine X sez: XX.  This is a really easy, comfortable cab.  #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #napa

2017 Crossbarn Cabernet Sauvignon Napa One of Paul Hobbs’ family of wines. Imagine the perfect Manhattan topped with a perfect cherry, and begging for one more.... of both 🙂 that’s this glass. Wine X sez: XX. This is a really easy, comfortable cab. #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #napa ...

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2017 Rabbit Ridge Allure de Robles Rhone Red Paso....

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2017 Rabbit Ridge Allure de Robles Rhone Red Paso.  Tasting a lot of G & S. Not much M, but that doesn’t mean it’s not Mmmmmmmmm. Mind blowing for a daily.  Know what I mean?  Wine X sez: XX and no shame, all smiles.  #xratedwines #wine #foodporn #pasorobles #gsm

2017 Rabbit Ridge Allure de Robles Rhone Red Paso. Tasting a lot of G & S. Not much M, but that doesn’t mean it’s not Mmmmmmmmm. Mind blowing for a daily. Know what I mean? Wine X sez: XX and no shame, all smiles. #xratedwines #wine #foodporn #pasorobles #gsm ...

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2019 The Vice Wines “The House”Pinot Noir ...

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2019 The Vice Wines “The House”Pinot Noir Napa-Carneros.  Strawberry and blackberry. Sinfully gulpable.  Are some vices worth burning for? Nodding slow.  Wine X sez: XX and testing excommunication!  #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #pinotnoir

2019 The Vice Wines “The House”Pinot Noir Napa-Carneros. Strawberry and blackberry. Sinfully gulpable. Are some vices worth burning for? Nodding slow. Wine X sez: XX and testing excommunication! #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #pinotnoir ...

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2017 Ridge Zinfandel Wild Cattle Creek Vineyards....

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2017 Ridge Zinfandel Wild Cattle Creek Vineyards.  You know how some zins are syrupy and port-like? That’s not this guy. He’s balanced and all finesse.  Blue and red fruits plus some baking spice.  This one’s bad ass.  Wine X sez: XX1/2.  And twice on Sundays. #wine #xratedwines #zin #zinfandel

2017 Ridge Zinfandel Wild Cattle Creek Vineyards. You know how some zins are syrupy and port-like? That’s not this guy. He’s balanced and all finesse. Blue and red fruits plus some baking spice. This one’s bad ass. Wine X sez: XX1/2. And twice on Sundays. #wine #xratedwines #zin #zinfandel ...

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2017 Artevino Estate Chardonnay Yorkville ...

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2017 Artevino Estate Chardonnay Yorkville Highlands.  Imagine foreplay on a newly Pledge-polished four poster bed.  Lots of citrus, a little creamy, and a pouty face if you make me wait for more.  Wine X Sez XX1/2 with a devious smile.  #wine #chardonnay #xratedwines #foodie #foodporn

2017 Artevino Estate Chardonnay Yorkville Highlands. Imagine foreplay on a newly Pledge-polished four poster bed. Lots of citrus, a little creamy, and a pouty face if you make me wait for more. Wine X Sez XX1/2 with a devious smile. #wine #chardonnay #xratedwines #foodie #foodporn ...

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2018 Decoy Rose California. Just seeing if the ...

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2018 Decoy Rose California.  Just seeing if the rumors were true... paired with a lil roasted rosemary chikin’. Do I taste a lil Pinot from the waterfowl portfolio?  Perhaps! This is Captain Marvel saving the world. Sexy & bad ass at the same time!  XX! And an extra X on a hot summer day.  cheers! #xratedwines #wine #rosé #foodporn

2018 Decoy Rose California. Just seeing if the rumors were true... paired with a lil roasted rosemary chikin’. Do I taste a lil Pinot from the waterfowl portfolio? Perhaps! This is Captain Marvel saving the world. Sexy & bad ass at the same time! XX! And an extra X on a hot summer day. cheers! #xratedwines #wine #rosé #foodporn ...

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2017 Hahn Chardonnay Monterey County. I’m ...

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2017 Hahn Chardonnay Monterey County.  I’m thinking Dr. Fauci in a SpongeBob toon.  Tropical, bright, straight forward and believable.  Wine X sez: X1/2 ..delicious &  delightful #wine #chardonnay #monterey #foodie #foodstagram #xratedwines

2017 Hahn Chardonnay Monterey County. I’m thinking Dr. Fauci in a SpongeBob toon. Tropical, bright, straight forward and believable. Wine X sez: X1/2 ..delicious & delightful #wine #chardonnay #monterey #foodie #foodstagram #xratedwines ...

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2018 Folded Hills August White Wine Santa Ynez ...

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2018 Folded Hills August White Wine Santa Ynez Valley.  Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Just like Natalie Portman, this one is tart but really bright.  Wine X sez: a crisp & clean XX #wine #santaynezvalley #foodporn #xratedwines

2018 Folded Hills August White Wine Santa Ynez Valley. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Just like Natalie Portman, this one is tart but really bright. Wine X sez: a crisp & clean XX #wine #santaynezvalley #foodporn #xratedwines ...

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2019 Les Muraires Duce Vie Tentation Rose Cotes de...

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2019 Les Muraires Duce Vie Tentation Rose Cotes de Provence  Dry for now, wet if you take a step to the edge.  Perfect virgin sacrifice to the gods of summer pasta night.  Wine X sez:  X1/2 weeeeeeeee!  #xratedwines #rose #roseallday #wine #foodporn

2019 Les Muraires Duce Vie Tentation Rose Cotes de Provence Dry for now, wet if you take a step to the edge. Perfect virgin sacrifice to the gods of summer pasta night. Wine X sez: X1/2 weeeeeeeee! #xratedwines #rose #roseallday #wine #foodporn ...

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2018 Eden Rift Vineyards Chard. Valliant Vineyards...

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2018 Eden Rift Vineyards Chard. Valliant Vineyards Central Coast.  Imagine sucking on a mouth full of Lemonheads listening to Jefferson Airplane.  We gotz citrus, and we sure got acid.  This bottle is  Somebody To Love... Wine X sez: A trippy XX #xratedwines  #wine #chardonnay  #foodporn

2018 Eden Rift Vineyards Chard. Valliant Vineyards Central Coast. Imagine sucking on a mouth full of Lemonheads listening to Jefferson Airplane. We gotz citrus, and we sure got acid. This bottle is Somebody To Love... Wine X sez: A trippy XX #xratedwines #wine #chardonnay #foodporn ...

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2017 Jeff Runquist R Petite Sirah Salman Vineyards...

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2017 Jeff Runquist R Petite Sirah Salman Vineyards Clarksburg.  Boysenberry, blackberry, a little mocha, a bit of white pepper.  This one is nice.  Just like the first written manuscript of Caligula .... deep & inky and hot.  Wine X sez: XX1/2.  Really loved. #xratedwines #wineporn #wine

2017 Jeff Runquist R Petite Sirah Salman Vineyards Clarksburg. Boysenberry, blackberry, a little mocha, a bit of white pepper. This one is nice. Just like the first written manuscript of Caligula .... deep & inky and hot. Wine X sez: XX1/2. Really loved. #xratedwines #wineporn #wine ...

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2017 Kate Arnold Cabernet Washington. Trivia Day ...

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2017 Kate Arnold Cabernet Washington.  Trivia Day review: what’s velvety like a blindfold, leathery like a whip, and chocolate like the drizzle on...... yes it’s It’s Kate Arnold’s cab.  Wine X says XX + smack that glass.  #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #cabernetsauvignon

2017 Kate Arnold Cabernet Washington. Trivia Day review: what’s velvety like a blindfold, leathery like a whip, and chocolate like the drizzle on...... yes it’s It’s Kate Arnold’s cab. Wine X says XX + smack that glass. #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #cabernetsauvignon ...

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2019 Folded Hills Lilly Rose Rosé Santa Ynez ...

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2019 Folded Hills Lilly Rose Rosé Santa Ynez Valley.  The whole Victoria Secret model team sipping on strawberry lemonade.  Mind blowing gulp.  I’d lick if I could too.  Wine X says.... XXX in my imagination and reality too #xratedwines #wine #foodie #foodporn #yum

2019 Folded Hills Lilly Rose Rosé Santa Ynez Valley. The whole Victoria Secret model team sipping on strawberry lemonade. Mind blowing gulp. I’d lick if I could too. Wine X says.... XXX in my imagination and reality too #xratedwines #wine #foodie #foodporn #yum ...

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2009 Stonehedge Cabernet Napa. Clove vanilla and ...

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2009 Stonehedge Cabernet Napa.  Clove vanilla and berries.  It’s like Christmas in a glass.. I’ve been a good boy this year Santa..... Wine X sez: X1/2 and maybe more if the holiday means I get a bj.  #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #napa

2009 Stonehedge Cabernet Napa. Clove vanilla and berries. It’s like Christmas in a glass.. I’ve been a good boy this year Santa..... Wine X sez: X1/2 and maybe more if the holiday means I get a bj. #xratedwines #foodporn #wine #napa ...

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2018 Crossbarn Chardonnay Sonoma Coast Am I ...

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2018 Crossbarn Chardonnay Sonoma Coast  Am I levitating or did I fall in the pool?  Who knows.  But no mystery in the bottle... classic reference Sonoma Coast.  Wine X says: XX and a skinnydip away from another X. #xratedwines #wine #foodporn #yum

2018 Crossbarn Chardonnay Sonoma Coast Am I levitating or did I fall in the pool? Who knows. But no mystery in the bottle... classic reference Sonoma Coast. Wine X says: XX and a skinnydip away from another X. #xratedwines #wine #foodporn #yum ...

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2017 Jeff Runquist Petit Verdot. Damir Ranch, ...

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2017 Jeff Runquist Petit Verdot. Damir Ranch, Stanislaw County CA.  Big and Intesnse.  Why be satisfied with “handful” when you can go all the way to “mouthful”!!! Wine X Says: XX.  #xratedwines. #foodporn #wine #wineblogger🍷 #foodie

2017 Jeff Runquist Petit Verdot. Damir Ranch, Stanislaw County CA. Big and Intesnse. Why be satisfied with “handful” when you can go all the way to “mouthful”!!! Wine X Says: XX. #xratedwines. #foodporn #wine #wineblogger🍷 #foodie ...

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OMG. This Tahini label reads like a Wine X ...

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OMG.  This Tahini label reads like a Wine X review! LOL #xratedwines #winex #wine #foodporn #foodie

OMG. This Tahini label reads like a Wine X review! LOL #xratedwines #winex #wine #foodporn #foodie ...

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2017 Maple Creek Estate Chardonnay. Medoncino. ...

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2017 Maple Creek Estate Chardonnay. Medoncino.  Trip to the Caribbean  but leaving your lil’ blue pills at home.  Tropical fruit and only a little wood.  It’s really a nice chard. Wine x Sez: XX #xratedwines #wine #foodie #foodporn #mendocino

2017 Maple Creek Estate Chardonnay. Medoncino. Trip to the Caribbean but leaving your lil’ blue pills at home. Tropical fruit and only a little wood. It’s really a nice chard. Wine x Sez: XX #xratedwines #wine #foodie #foodporn #mendocino ...

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2018 Zontes Footsteps Shades of Gris (Pinot Gris) ...

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2018 Zontes Footsteps Shades of Gris (Pinot Gris) Adelaide Hills, Australia.  Big melon and pear... which is too easy for a Wine X review. Think fresh bedsheets, lemon oil and a whip.  A crisp pop and  a zing.  Wine X says: XX fo’ sure. #xratedwines #sexy #wine #foodporn #yum

2018 Zontes Footsteps Shades of Gris (Pinot Gris) Adelaide Hills, Australia. Big melon and pear... which is too easy for a Wine X review. Think fresh bedsheets, lemon oil and a whip. A crisp pop and a zing. Wine X says: XX fo’ sure. #xratedwines #sexy #wine #foodporn #yum ...

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2018 Clarice Wine Co. Pinot SLH. Chip and Joanna ...

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2018 Clarice Wine Co. Pinot SLH. Chip and Joanna Gaines, you know…. but, a wine. Sneaky-sexy on their own, but nicely balancing each other out.
Wine X Says: XXX and not really caring who wears the pants. Or who doesn’t 🙂 #xratedwines #wine #foodporn #foodie #pinotnoir

2018 Clarice Wine Co. Pinot SLH. Chip and Joanna Gaines, you know…. but, a wine. Sneaky-sexy on their own, but nicely balancing each other out.
Wine X Says: XXX and not really caring who wears the pants. Or who doesn’t 🙂 #xratedwines #wine #foodporn #foodie #pinotnoir
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2017 Mumbo Jumbo Pinot California. Appropriate ...

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2017 Mumbo Jumbo Pinot California.  Appropriate that it’s branded like a kids game because its as tasty as grape Kool-Aid.  A new wine drinkers dream.  Wine X Sez: an easy X 1/2 and a sippy cup away from XX #wine #winelover #winetasting #yummy #foodie #foodporn #xratedwines

2017 Mumbo Jumbo Pinot California. Appropriate that it’s branded like a kids game because its as tasty as grape Kool-Aid. A new wine drinkers dream. Wine X Sez: an easy X 1/2 and a sippy cup away from XX #wine #winelover #winetasting #yummy #foodie #foodporn #xratedwines ...

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2017 Jeff Runquist Barbera Amador. Delicious ...

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2017 Jeff Runquist Barbera Amador.  Delicious berries and a lil’ butterscotch.  Bunkering down and not coming out ‘till this bottle is done.  Wine X Sez: XXX and wanting more.  #wine #xratedwines #amadorcounty #food #yummy

2017 Jeff Runquist Barbera Amador. Delicious berries and a lil’ butterscotch. Bunkering down and not coming out ‘till this bottle is done. Wine X Sez: XXX and wanting more. #wine #xratedwines #amadorcounty #food #yummy ...

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2016 Russell Family Vineyards LPR Reserve. Paso....

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2016 Russell Family Vineyards LPR Reserve.  Paso.  Imagine if The Rock played Austin Powers... Stong enough to  take on anything, rich, and totally shag-able.  Wine X says XXX & easily worth One Milllyawn Dollars #wine #yum #xratedwines #pasorobles #pasorobleswine #foodporn

2016 Russell Family Vineyards LPR Reserve. Paso. Imagine if The Rock played Austin Powers... Stong enough to take on anything, rich, and totally shag-able. Wine X says XXX & easily worth One Milllyawn Dollars #wine #yum #xratedwines #pasorobles #pasorobleswine #foodporn ...

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2018 Treasure Hunter School Night Red, Red Table ...

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2018 Treasure Hunter School Night Red, Red Table Wine, California - Dr Pimple Popper in a canoe with a bottomless goblet o’ raspberry Dippin’Dots.  Lots of chill fruit flavors bustin’ out. Wine X sez: Coastin’ in at a satisfying X1/2, aye matey #xratedwines #wine #winedrunk #kitfox

2018 Treasure Hunter School Night Red, Red Table Wine, California - Dr Pimple Popper in a canoe with a bottomless goblet o’ raspberry Dippin’Dots. Lots of chill fruit flavors bustin’ out. Wine X sez: Coastin’ in at a satisfying X1/2, aye matey #xratedwines #wine #winedrunk #kitfox ...

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2016 Russell Family Vineyards OVZ Paso. Imagine ...

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2016 Russell Family Vineyards OVZ Paso.  Imagine gettin a valentines gift of Laffy Taffy, salsa dancing lessons and a little blue pill.  Its huuuggge... what else matters? Wine X sez: This is zinfully XXX #xratedwines #wine #zinfandel

2016 Russell Family Vineyards OVZ Paso. Imagine gettin a valentines gift of Laffy Taffy, salsa dancing lessons and a little blue pill. Its huuuggge... what else matters? Wine X sez: This is zinfully XXX #xratedwines #wine #zinfandel ...

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2014 Loring Chard Rosella’s Vineyard SLH. Salma...

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2014 Loring Chard Rosella’s Vineyard SLH.  Salma Hayek’s Oscars dress + a Harry & David delivery.  White pear, and a lotta body....But ain’t no pear-body nosiree! WineX says XX1/2.  Take a bite! #xratedwines #wine #chardonnay

2014 Loring Chard Rosella’s Vineyard SLH. Salma Hayek’s Oscars dress + a Harry & David delivery. White pear, and a lotta body....But ain’t no pear-body nosiree! WineX says XX1/2. Take a bite! #xratedwines #wine #chardonnay ...

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2016 Rabbit Ridge Zin Paso Westside. Gettin’ in...

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2016 Rabbit Ridge Zin Paso Westside.  Gettin’ in an a food fight with Leo DiCaprio at a Jamba Juice.  A hot, sexy, vanilla & mixed berry pop in the mouth. I won’t even duck next time.  Wine X sez XX all the way #xratedwines #wine #zin

2016 Rabbit Ridge Zin Paso Westside. Gettin’ in an a food fight with Leo DiCaprio at a Jamba Juice. A hot, sexy, vanilla & mixed berry pop in the mouth. I won’t even duck next time. Wine X sez XX all the way #xratedwines #wine #zin ...

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2017 Hahn Cabernet Sauvignon California. Elvis ...

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2017 Hahn Cabernet Sauvignon California.  Elvis not-so-incognito shopping in Sephora.  Velvety and perfumey with flair.  Wine X says X1/2  plus a hunk a hunk of mmmm. #wine #cabernetsauvignon #xratedwines

2017 Hahn Cabernet Sauvignon California. Elvis not-so-incognito shopping in Sephora. Velvety and perfumey with flair. Wine X says X1/2 plus a hunk a hunk of mmmm. #wine #cabernetsauvignon #xratedwines ...

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2017 Zontes Footsteps Hills Are Alive Shiraz ...

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2017 Zontes Footsteps Hills Are Alive Shiraz Adelaide Hills:  So berry spicy, so blue-tiful .... hey sexy, wanna come play my Strat?  Wine X Says..XX + a power chord.  #wine #shiraz #syrah #xratedwines

2017 Zontes Footsteps Hills Are Alive Shiraz Adelaide Hills: So berry spicy, so blue-tiful .... hey sexy, wanna come play my Strat? Wine X Says..XX + a power chord. #wine #shiraz #syrah #xratedwines ...

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Peake Ranch Bellis Noir Sta Rita Hills 2017 - ...

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Peake Ranch Bellis Noir Sta Rita Hills 2017 - Think John Wayne in a pissed off mood.  Ain’t no doubt this one is an ass kicker. An easy XXX with some serious admiration to boot @peakeranchwines #wine #xratedwines #syrah

Peake Ranch Bellis Noir Sta Rita Hills 2017 - Think John Wayne in a pissed off mood. Ain’t no doubt this one is an ass kicker. An easy XXX with some serious admiration to boot @peakeranchwines #wine #xratedwines #syrah ...

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Russell Family Vineyards Seventy 2017: Imagine Taylor Swift and Violet Beauregarde wrestling in blueberry jello. There’s a lot going on here and it’s alllll good.  Wine X says an easy XX1/2 and you’ll get the extra half if you can wait a few years #wine #cabernetsauvignon #pasowine @russellfamilyvineyard #xratedwines

Russell Family Vineyards Seventy 2017: Imagine Taylor Swift and Violet Beauregarde wrestling in blueberry jello. There’s a lot going on here and it’s alllll good. Wine X says an easy XX1/2 and you’ll get the extra half if you can wait a few years #wine #cabernetsauvignon #pasowine @russellfamilyvineyard #xratedwines ...

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Kate Arnold 2017 Columbia Valley Cab: Like ...

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Kate Arnold 2017 Columbia Valley Cab:  Like gettin’ a Bumble email from Selena Gomez’s secret account.  Sexy & surprising. God yes! XX 1/2  and hoping for a second date. #wine #xratedwines #cabernetsauvignon @katearnoldwines

Kate Arnold 2017 Columbia Valley Cab: Like gettin’ a Bumble email from Selena Gomez’s secret account. Sexy & surprising. God yes! XX 1/2 and hoping for a second date. #wine #xratedwines #cabernetsauvignon @katearnoldwines ...

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Boneshaker Zinfandel 2017: Juicy, peppery Filet ...

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Boneshaker Zinfandel 2017:  Juicy, peppery Filet Mignon on a popsicle stick.... can I lick you ? What if bite?  Delicious for an every day drinker. Wine X sez: XX every day and twice on Sunday. @hahnwines #xratedwines #wine #zin #zinfandel

Boneshaker Zinfandel 2017: Juicy, peppery Filet Mignon on a popsicle stick.... can I lick you ? What if bite? Delicious for an every day drinker. Wine X sez: XX every day and twice on Sunday. @hahnwines #xratedwines #wine #zin #zinfandel ...

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Z Force 2014. Think Gary Clark Jr cranked up ...

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Z Force 2014.  Think Gary Clark Jr cranked up during hot yoga.  Busting out with spicy jam and balance.  I’m breathless by choice. An easy XX.  #wine #xratedwines #friday @zontesfootstep #garyclarkjr #hotyoga

Z Force 2014. Think Gary Clark Jr cranked up during hot yoga. Busting out with spicy jam and balance. I’m breathless by choice. An easy XX. #wine #xratedwines #friday @zontesfootstep #garyclarkjr #hotyoga ...

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May your #2020 start with a lotta #style and a ...

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May your #2020 start with a lotta #style and a little #crazy!!! Cheers! #wine #winedrunk #yummy #xratedwines

May your #2020 start with a lotta #style and a little #crazy!!! Cheers! #wine #winedrunk #yummy #xratedwines ...

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2016 Chateau Montelena Chardonnay Napa. Picture ...

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2016 Chateau Montelena Chardonnay Napa.  Picture Eddie Murphy gettin’ tricky on a skateboard:  Signature OG that has never been better.  Bright and complex with a zippy ‘tude.  I’m sad that I forgot how really good you are.  Wine X sez: XXX with a snarky nod.  @chmontelena #wine #chardonnay #yum #wine #hehe #xratedwines

2016 Chateau Montelena Chardonnay Napa. Picture Eddie Murphy gettin’ tricky on a skateboard: Signature OG that has never been better. Bright and complex with a zippy ‘tude. I’m sad that I forgot how really good you are. Wine X sez: XXX with a snarky nod. @chmontelena #wine #chardonnay #yum #wine #hehe #xratedwines ...

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