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Cinco Derby Day Mayo

Two of my favorite days of debauchery.  A bountiful bifecta of boozy beverages! Derby Day at Churchill Downs and Cinco De Mayo happen to fall on the same day this year, which is double the reason to enjoy a beautiful Saturday.  It also poses some consumption challenges…. Lets discuss!

First to the Derby.  It’s well known that the drink of choice on derby day is the Mint Julip. Dont let the unassuming and ever-so -approachable name fool you.  Before I ever tried my first Mint Julip, i had visions so something like those really cool Andes Mints that you get as a goodbye treat from restaurants.  When I pulled up the recipe, ummmm I knew I was in for trouble. 

It’s a lot of booze!     Lots  of personal tweaks to this one, but here’s mine:
  1. If you’ve got a silver highball sized cup, pull it out…. but a highball glass will do in a pinch.
  2. Add two large leaves of freshest mint to two teaspoons of the  finest sugar youve got (but not powdered sugar)
  3. Muddle the mint and the sugar together in the glass with a muddler….. if you dont have one in your arsenal this is the time to run to store and buy one.  if its too late in the day just punt and find a blunt-ended-something that you dont mind touching something that will go into your mouth.   i muddle with a downward twist with an equal emphasis on distributing the mint throughout the sugar, crushing the sugar crystals as you would when making an Old Fashioned, but not pulverizing the mint completely.   You’ll find your own way tough this, there really inst a wrong answer
  4. Now the fun begins…….
  5. Add a full jigger of Kentucky Bourbon ( discussed below)
  6. Add another full jigger of Kentucky Bourbon 🙂
  7. Stir gently
  8. Add a splash of seltzer water, or a good clean filtered still water. Pour light.  Tablespoon or so
  9. Fill your cup to the 3/4 level with CRUSHED ice.  IT must be crushed.  Dont screw this step up.
  10. Add one mint leaf for garnish.
  11. DRINK

 

As you figured out, this is a boozy drink and so unless your liver is better than mine, dont plan on slamming three or four pre-race.  you’ll be sloppy.  Oh, and about that bourbon, you can go oh so wrong here.   The first thing and worst misstep is to use some other sort of whiskey (especially Tennessee Whiskey) and not a true Kentucky bourbon.   Dios Mio!  Its the KENTUCKY Derby for goodnesssakes!   I personally dont use my best Bourbon for any cocktail, but instead reach for a mid range Bourbon or Rye.  Today I’ll be Truing Longbranch, the new Bourbon by Matthew McConaughey & Wild Turkey.  mmmmmmm.    Save your Blantons for sipping neat please.


Cinco De Mayo…..  just learn these words…. Una Mas Cerveza, Por Favor.    Pop, drink.  Its just that easy.

Everyone has their favorite, but I am a shameless Carta Blanca fan.   Every day was made for Carta Blanca not just May 5th. When I cant find it, I’ll grab a Modelo Especial or a Bohemia.
Today Im trying Corona’s answer to Mic Ultra, Corona Premier.  Here’s the catch,  contrary to the way most most bartenders serve it,  aficionados will tell you a good Mexican beer MUST be served WITHOUT a lime.  I love lime, so I find this to be a tough rule to follow…….  so if you want to live within the bounds of aficionado acceptableness  try this…..  just like you did with the Julip, do a (cruder) ice crush .   Dont pulverize it, you’re looking for ice about the size of a marble. Add about a cup of the ice to your pint glass, then add a teaspoon of course salt, preferable sea salt.   Cover the top with your hand and shake the glass to coat the ice with the salt. Pour your Carta Blanca on top, then squeeze a quarter lime on the top.  If you like spice, try a dash of Cholula.     Deliciouso!

Either way you go, you wont go wrong.    Just pick a direction and stick with it, or get the sequencing right…  You know the rhyme… Beer before liquor 🙂

 

 

 

 


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